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GordoDeCentral

GordoDeCentral

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The Pado said:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Ahmed. His teachers at the Madh'hab found him most annoying. One day when called upon to answer whether the killing of Rushdie was ordered by the koran or merely sanctioned by it, young Ahmed answered that it is more proper to say "Qur'an". His teacher told him that he was far too anal retentive and the entire class laughed at poor Ahmed.

Ahmed grew so angry that he soon vowed to never retain anthing in his anus ever again. A short while later, Ahmed had developed an Anal Cannon to keep his anal cavity free and clear at all times. Ahmed became legend from Damascus to Medina. He was like a god, a Greek god . . . only bigger. In fact, Ahmed and his Ass Cannon were so big, they were titans and given the Greek name "Ahmedios".

Now, whenever I get a bit of food poisoning or just enjoy having a burrito at Taco Bell, my asshole makes sure that The Pado will always remember the titans.
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didnt mehmed use him for the siege of vienna?
 
The Pado

The Pado

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ßömßäяdîëя™;1345410 said:
Pado, I just sent you a text.

Hit me up if you like, I'll be up for 4 hours at least.
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Oh shit! I love how you got my back, "If Mrs. Pado sees this, I'm a man". Like that makes our little affair a bit more acceptable?

You're not a man, you're da man!
 
ßöмßäяðîëя

ßöмßäяðîëя

The Krazyman
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Apr 12, 2004
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The Pado said:
Oh shit! I love how you got my back, "If Mrs. Pado sees this, I'm a man". Like that makes our little affair a bit more acceptable?

You're not a man, you're da man!
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Word, that is why I love you, she won't mind either way.....there is always....said trip.

I got your back.....Nigel Reo-Cocksmoker

The Pado said:
What, that fight over the tiny little hotdogs?
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THOSE WERE SAUSAGES!
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

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Respaul said:
No offence Andy, But did you even follow italian football in that time, did you read the italian press etc etc, have you looked into the cases presented at that time.
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During the early 90's? No... no... no... no wait... oh yeah, no. And no. I didn't even hear "Serie A" until 1994.

Corruption in italian football through the 70's, 80's and 90's was rife. New stories, accusations and charges every week. Most would agree it was worse than we see today or we saw in calciopoli.
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I never said corruption wasn't running rife through those years. However, Lalas insinuated that all smaller clubs (yes, all those lower than the likes of you know who) essentially stepped aside of the bigger clubs letting them cheat without saying a world. From what I gathered from his comments, he was saying that he wouldn't say boo regarding cheating and it was the norm for the smaller clubs to just sit idle while the biggest clubs cheated. I've never heard nor seen Lalas make accusations such as that in his past, and in actuality in an interview regarding his Padova days, he said he enjoyed the experiance. Who would enjoy being cheated every other weekend?

I'm not denying there was cheating occuring during that time. What I'm saying is that Lalas was a little too liberal with his words, which could be construed into the equivilent of saying all clubs in Italy cheated. Now everybody should know that's not fair. In all honesty, it was just a stupid joke that I'm sure some idiot football fans in this country will take as truth, and hence my anger at these EPL marketers within this country.

You've said to me before to just not watch it... but how the fuck am I not supposed to watch it if the said channel is my only access to the game? I know you're a bloody journo Paul but come on... put yourself in my shoes.
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

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The Pado said:
Once upon a time there was a boy named Ahmed. His teachers at the Madh'hab found him most annoying. One day when called upon to answer whether the killing of Rushdie was ordered by the koran or merely sanctioned by it, young Ahmed answered that it is more proper to say "Qur'an". His teacher told him that he was far too anal retentive and the entire class laughed at poor Ahmed.

Ahmed grew so angry that he soon vowed to never retain anthing in his anus ever again. A short while later, Ahmed had developed an Anal Cannon to keep his anal cavity free and clear at all times. Ahmed became legend from Damascus to Medina. He was like a god, a Greek god . . . only bigger. In fact, Ahmed and his Ass Cannon were so big, they were titans and given the Greek name "Ahmedios".

Now, whenever I get a bit of food poisoning or just enjoy having a burrito at Taco Bell, my asshole makes sure that The Pado will always remember the titans.
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His anal cannon saved the lives of hundreds of Palestinians when he used it to halt the progression of the IDF into one of their sacred villages. Four IDF soldiers were killed because of his wonderful anal cannon.

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L279127342.htm

FORZA AHMEDIOS' ANAL CAVITY.
 
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