Nick Against the World (66 Viewers)

[swag]

Democrats or Republicans, terrorists or no terrorists, I think we can keep business healthy for Vinman:

'Aliens could attack at any time' warns former MoD chief

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

We need this shirt sponsor:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I LOVE it Like Little BOY in pants doing the PULL PULL and not being Catholic like Protestants in Rome about here do it up big, MICHAEL Jack attack to your nutsack

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Last week, a German newspaper headline caught my eye.

Above a big picture of the statue of liberty, with the sunset behind it, the title read:
Give Us the America We Love Back
There is a life after George W. Bush

I FOOKING love it like my ex-wife.

 

[swag]

We need this shirt sponsor:

Let's think about some of the options for a club name here:

Deportivo Wanka
Sporting Wanka
FC Wanka
Wanka Athletic
Atlético Wanka
Wanka Juniors
Wanka United

...and my favorite:

Real Wanka

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You forgot:

Spartak Wanka
Dynamo Wanka
Red Star Wanka
CSKA Wanka
NAC Wanka
PSV Wanka

...and my favorite

Lokomotiv Wanka

 

[swag]

You forgot:

Spartak Wanka
Dynamo Wanka
Red Star Wanka
CSKA Wanka
NAC Wanka
PSV Wanka

...and my favorite

Lokomotiv Wanka

Nice!!

 

[swag]

Btw, did I tell you the story of how I am completely decked out with a Lokomotiv Moscow kit? (I wear it to sleep at night with my Stalin teddy bear.) My younger brother (the ex-ninja) was in Moscow for some Sistema training (another military martial art where people beat the crap out of each other for fun). He asked if he could bring me back something. I told him maybe something from Lokomotiv, Spartak, or CSKA, etc...

So he comes back with this complete kit of Lokomotiv, down to the socks and practically including a logo jock strap. Turns out the guys he asked feigned ignorance or an inability to get something for Spartak or CSKA (curiously enough...), but upon hearing Lokomotiv they decided to give my brother the whole store of Adidas gear pro bono.

Something tells me those guys were die hard Lokomotiv fans.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is the shit, man.

I'm jealous.

 

[Chxta]

Errrrr...

 

[sateeh]

have a look

Edit: use this one its clearer

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Errrrr...

And Louisville fucks up! what a night

 

[The Pado]

And Louisville fucks up! what a night

Louisville, D. Wanka, Sporting Woody, and Admira Wacker all lost, and Altair can't keep his banana in his pant leg.

Hey, at least nobody calls me "Macacca"

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Louisville, D. Wanka, Sporting Woody, and Admira Wacker all lost, and Altair can't keep his banana in his pant leg.

Hey, at least nobody calls me "Macacca"

i think they got a job opening for you in india http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6134032.stm

 

[Slagathor]

Singapore legalises oral and anal sex

Oral and anal sex between adults is no longer a crime in Singapore. The law concerning "unnatural" sexual activities has been changed.

The change in the law only applies to heterosexual people, the department of National Affairs stated.

In 1997 a Court of Law in Singapore ruled that oral sex is a crime, unless it takes place as part of foreplay and is followed by intercourse between the man and woman involved.

Whomever was found guitly of this crime would face several years in prison as well as a substantial fine.

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Funsies.

Sorry pado, nothing on shoe sex

 

[Elvin]

Yo, this thread should get its own seperate server or smth

 

[Seven]

Singapore legalises oral and anal sex

Oral and anal sex between adults is no longer a crime in Singapore. The law concerning "unnatural" sexual activities has been changed.

The change in the law only applies to heterosexual people, the department of National Affairs stated.

In 1997 a Court of Law in Singapore ruled that oral sex is a crime, unless it takes place as part of foreplay and is followed by intercourse between the man and woman involved.

Whomever was found guitly of this crime would face several years in prison as well as a substantial fine.

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Funsies.

Sorry pado, nothing on shoe sex

I don't get why it used to be legal if followed by intercourse. That's like saying it's legal to chop a guy's arm off if you're going to kill him later. How can a crime not be a crime because you do something else afterwards?

 

[Slagathor]

I don't get why it used to be legal if followed by intercourse. That's like saying it's legal to chop a guy's arm off if you're going to kill him later. How can a crime not be a crime because you do something else afterwards?

Well... isn't Singapore that country where they seriously fine you if you spit your gum out on the street?

I mean...

 

[gray]

Well... isn't Singapore that country where they seriously fine you if you spit your gum out on the street?

I mean...

I think they throw you in the shutter before you get a chance to put it in your mouth... by all accounts gum is illegal in Singapore

 

[Martin]

I think they throw you in the shutter before you get a chance to put it in your mouth... by all accounts gum is illegal in Singapore

say what?

 

[Slagathor]

say what?

You should go