Nick Against the World (62 Viewers)

[mikhail]

Martin our very own Violet Beauregarde, is he?

 

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[Martin]

I don't.... chew gum.

 

[mikhail]

I don't.... chew gum.

Quite the opposite?

 

[Martin]

Well, I liked it when I was a kid. But I never buy it anymore, it's so pointless.

 

[Cuti]

someone said that having chewing gum destroys brain cells! wild idea huh!

 

[Bozi]

Singapore legalises oral and anal sex

so.. quick question

if pado goes into a sex shop and buys a "rubber ruby" doll, does he have to make sweet love to her furr-lined pink maldini after he has fooked the bejesus out if her pooper???what if she gets a puncture?

 

[Azzurri7]

I'll go tomorrow to Singapore and I'll chew. Lets see what will happen.

 

[JCK]

 

[Zé Tahir]

What's happening folks?

 

[The Pado]

Meanwhile, CSKA Moscow midfielder Dudu is allegedly interested in a move to Milan and hopes to complete his dream switch next summer.


So . . . a midfield of Kaka and Dudu . . .

What's wrong with Milan? Jorge Canofshit is so much better than Dudu, and he can't even get a sniff from Ancelotti.

 

[The Pado]

so.. quick question

if pado goes into a sex shop and buys a "rubber ruby" doll, does he have to make sweet love to her furr-lined pink maldini after he has fooked the bejesus out if her pooper???what if she gets a puncture?

And they say that You can't legislate morality

 

[The Pado]

Funsies.

Sorry pado, nothing on shoe sex

I know, it's like we are some sub-human class, undeserving of the same rights as the morally superior who prefer to plow a penis into a vagina in the name of over-populating a planet that can barely sustain the wankers already here.

There should be tax credits for the guys who plow into wood chippers instead. They, at least, are doing their part for the good of the planet

 

[Seven]

Well... isn't Singapore that country where they seriously fine you if you spit your gum out on the street?

I mean...

Everyone defines their own laws, that's all fine by me. I just don't see how you can change a crime by doing something else.

 

[Geof]

Everyone defines their own laws, that's all fine by me. I just don't see how you can change a crime by doing something else.

Every crime is defined by two aspects: a material one (the actual action) and a mental one (the intention).

Applying to oral sex as such (not as foreplay) the elements are:
1. Eating pussy/cock
2. Aiming for an orgasm, immediate pleasure without having sex afterwards.

So, to answer your question, you don't "change" a crime buy doing something else, as oral sex as a foreplay lacks the moral element, and thus is not a crime.

 

[Seven]

Every crime is defined by two aspects: a material one (the actual action) and a mental one (the intention).

Applying to oral sex as such (not as foreplay) the elements are:
1. Eating pussy/cock
2. Aiming for an orgasm, immediate pleasure without having sex afterwards.

So, to answer your question, you don't "change" a crime buy doing something else, as oral sex as a foreplay lacks the moral element, and thus is not a crime.

Ah, but what if you intended to have sex afterwards, but the oral sex proved to be enough excitement for the afternoon?

 

[Geof]

Ah, but what if you intended to have sex afterwards, but the oral sex proved to be enough excitement for the afternoon?

Then it's not a crime. But you'll have trouble proving it though.


Did you know for example, that shooting a dead guy, with the intention of killing him is a crime?

 

[Seven]

Hm. You'll have trouble proving that though .

 

[Zé Tahir]

Jeeks, how do I extract a .rar file without downloading a part 2 of the file?

 

[flieeeekke]

you cant, methinks

 

[JCK]

Jeeks, how do I extract a .rar file without downloading a part 2 of the file?

If I can do that, I would download only 15 MB files and have the world's largest DVD library.