Sir Sebastian said:
Jose Mourinho for president!
I close my eyes, and stand there grinning (woah-oh),
We can't stop winning (woah-oh), you'd be grinning too.
When I first came (when he first came), I was delighted (woah-oh),
Could've ruled Haiti (woah-oh), any nation will do.
I wore my coat (he wears his coat), the world is merry (woah-oh),
I've got US army (woah-oh) and air force too..
I invade Iran (he invades Iran), they all are hating (woah-oh)
But I like carpet bombing (woah-oh), any nation will do.
A MOAB, is just enough, a Tomahawk from the Persian Gulf,
The bomb flies right into Tehran and we can declare the world safe...
May I return (may I return), to the beginning (woah-oh),
so easy winning (woah-oh), when you own Diebold.
We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong), I am in war room (oo oo-oom)
Ploting Korea's doom (oo oo-oom), any nation will do!!