Lukaku a̶n̶d̶ ̶K̶e̶s̶s̶i̶e̶ thread. (4 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Hahah, you joke, but I'm on Turkish Airlines flight right now, and 2 swedish kids sitting behind me wearing an Al Nassr and Al ittihad shirts


So it has already started.

Should be reported to INTERPOL for possible Saudi child trafficking.

Those kids need you, Os.

 

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[Osman]

Read I said Swedish kids lol. Its super random, but they have the shirts just because it's Cristiano and Benzema ones.

 

[Bjerknes]

Read I said Swedish kids lol. Its super random, but they have the shirts just because it's Cristiano and Benzema ones.

That's how the game works. Give the kids a Ronaldo shirt, lure 'em into the plane, and next thing you know they're sitting in a brothel in Riyadh.

Bet Benzema is in on it, too.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Read I said Swedish kids lol. Its super random, but they have the shirts just because it's Cristiano and Benzema ones.

How do you know they are swedish

 

[RoiLezard]

Hahah, you joke, but I'm on Turkish Airlines flight right now, and 2 swedish kids sitting behind me wearing an Al Nassr and Al ittihad shirts


So it has already started.

Once Drake starts wearing them, it’s game over. Cut the internet, hide your kids!

 

[DanielSz]

meeting between Juve and Kessié tomorrow, at least according to this guy

 

[U Picciriddu]

Hahah, you joke, but I'm on Turkish Airlines flight right now, and 2 swedish kids sitting behind me wearing an Al Nassr and Al ittihad shirts


So it has already started.

Well congrats with the new hairline bruv!!!

 

[Osman]

Well congrats with the new hairline bruv!!!

Or the new fake white teeth lol

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How do you know they are swedish

Over 3 decades in Sweden, if I can't recognize and hear who is Swedish by now I'm in trouble

 

[[)el Piero]

The real question is when do we realise that our children will support some random rich Arabian club

better than support rainbow clubs

 

[Akshen]

100 percent. thats why i said buffon is not a legend of football. imagine being the goalie of juve for 20 years and not winning a CL. valdez is 10x the keeper buffon ever was

I guess u missed his WC medal and 10x scudettos. Kane is 30 yo and has won nothing.

 

[Strickland]

I guess u missed his WC medal and 10x scudettos. Kane is 30 yo and has won nothing.

I'm sorry ser, but Buffon won 12 scudetto's with Juventus. more than anyone in the history of Serie A and I doubt that this record will be repeated in my lifetime.

 

[Amer]

meeting between Juve and Kessié tomorrow, at least according to this guy

He will be our like 20th midfielder in this squad.

 

[Stevie]

Can he pass? Be nice to have a midfielder that can.

 

[Rockets]

He can but under Allegri he can't.

 

[Xperd]

Can he pass? Be nice to have a midfielder that can.

No point when they'll all be playing under a toxic manager.

 

[Akshen]

 

[Bjerknes]

Over 3 decades in Sweden, if I can't recognize and hear who is Swedish by now I'm in trouble

Whenever I go to Europe folks think I'm Swedish.

Guess they would try to bribe me with a 'Naldo shirt, too.

 

[GarfielD]

The only offer for Lukaku in this moment is from Saudi Arabia. No offer from Juventus ❌️

| SKY SPORT |

Didnt they say we have offered 37,5m plus some bonuses few days ago? No one knows shit it seems.

 

[icemaη]

The only offer for Lukaku in this moment is from Saudi Arabia. No offer from Juventus ❌️

| SKY SPORT |

Didnt they say we have offered 37,5m plus some bonuses few days ago? No one knows shit it seems.

Agents planting news to seem like there is a bidding war of sorts.

 

[Strickland]

The only offer for Lukaku in this moment is from Saudi Arabia. No offer from Juventus ❌️

| SKY SPORT |

Didnt they say we have offered 37,5m plus some bonuses few days ago? No one knows shit it seems.

luckily it seems we're not that insane

Lukaku seems to be headed down the same track as Higuain when we tried to sell him to Milan for 18m loan + 36m option to buy. 6 months after we signed that deal Milan backed out of it and then 18 months after that Higuain effectively retired to MLS.

after the CL final he even is starting to develop a similar choker vibe.