I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
is
> > stalk
> > them and hope they panic and give in.
> >
> > I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
> > assholes.
> >
> > I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes
> > suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
> >
> > I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After
> >
> > that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
> >
> > I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
are more
> >
> > screwed up than you think.
> >
> > I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
> > finished.
> >
> > I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
> > celebrities.
> >
> > I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
at
> > first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to
take
> > its
> > place.
> >
> > I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in
your
> > house, one of your kids did it.
> >
> > I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from
> > you
> > too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
> >
> > I've learned to say "F--- 'em" if they can't take a joke.
> >