Here, have a pint.

int:
I'm a playboy, and playboys make mistakes. Sometimes stupid mistakes. If I hurt any feelings I am truly sorry. Seriously, it's not like I wake up first thing in the morning and come up with a master plan to annoy the black and white.
You all saw me win, and you lost. Admit it, you all love me. Love can make you hostage again.
Peace and be careful where you step.