ibra break capello heart (4 Viewers)

Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
65,830
#22
pish wot a lame attempt by zlatan to shift the blame of his bad performances on crapello, when he admitted to putting on weight due to the excessive ammounts of pasta hes consumed, and with the playing time hes had he was free as f*ck around the pitch, running about like a headless chicken, and when he had the ball he did f*ck all, oh ye thats so crapello's fault that he cant even get passed the likes of costacurta.

in all honesty zlatan, YOU SUCK! you suck more than jenna jameson does with c*ck

no surprise he likes mancio's style, cuz he himself doesnt know what hes doing, he just sets his 11 and tells them to do their thing
 

Eddy

The Maestro
Aug 20, 2005
12,644
#23
Jeeks said:
I would like to hear what Capello is to say about the subject. This is getting like a soap opera. Soon Zebina will announce he's pregnant.
I thought you don't watch TV ;)
 

Elvin

Senior Member
Nov 25, 2005
36,854
#29
and the story goes on as:

Fabio can't accept the lose of Zlatan, wrote a song to his lover:

"I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY,
I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN..

AND I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVAAAAA "

:D:D
 

Juventico

Junior Member
Apr 7, 2005
301
#33
giovanotti said:
:lol2:
I wonder where is Emerson in the story.
He's the secretary in Capello's company, who has a secret yet intimate relationship with his boss, and follows him wherever he goes. They have come close to manifesting their love for each other and marry, but social prejudices prevent them from doing so, as Capello's family frowns on that.

Thus he have the cast of the soap opera \'Don Crapello and the Wankers\':

Crapello - In the title role.
Zlatan - Former Lover, torn apart by their different economic realities.
Emerson - Capello's personal assistant, does whatever he can to please his boss.
Zebina - A one night stand in the Citta Eterna that became a forbidden love.
Cassano - The pretty rebellious boy, that Capello loves to dominate.
Raúl - The former pretty boy that took his first steps under the loving care of Capello.
Alex - Living Legend turned into Underdog, because he wouldn't agree with Crapello's Indecent Proposal

La Vecchia Signora - A gentleman's club disgraced by Crapello and his antics.
 

AngelaL

Jinx Minx
Aug 25, 2006
10,215
#34
Jeeks said:
I would like to hear what Capello is to say about the subject. This is getting like a soap opera. Soon Zebina will announce he's pregnant.
:rofl2:I love it! Even though I hate soap operas. Good one Jeeks!
 

JuveAdam

Moggi santo..subito
Sep 12, 2006
1,072
#35
Soap opera is excellant. Perhaps Zebina IS pregnant, might explain where he's spent the last 6 months, & why he's so slow on the turn.......
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
83,481
#36
So heartbreaking. And here we thought they were the perfectly happy couple. :sigh:

This is more devastating than Brad Pitt's and Jennifer Aniston's breakup. :broken:
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
123,561
#37
Emerson was involved in the porn industry and he was his membership in the "Capello Seta Rossa" joint was immediately suspended. He was spotted la few days afterwards in a hotel room with Capello in a small town Piemonte and it was said that he (Emerson) promised him to re-vive the good old days but in Madrid. It is rumoured that Emerson also promised Capello a new member.
 

Juve Bella

Senior Member
Jul 21, 2006
727
#38
juve_baby said:
pole means: A long, slender piece of wood; a tall, slender piece of timber:D:p

ibra is just a stupid pole:D.....**********
lol i agree he didnt do much with juve and he won't help inter from losing :p


Elvin said:
and the story goes on as:

Fabio can't accept the lose of Zlatan, wrote a song to his lover:

"I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY,
I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN..

AND I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVAAAAA "

:D:D
lol they deserve each other :p
 

Fight Club

Junior Member
Dec 14, 2005
180
#39
just shows what kind of person he is. a mercanery as well.
not many topclub coaches would have let him play so many games while scoring so few goals. no, they would have been searching the transfermarket for a class-striker, no wait we did have him...del piero.
strange remark from zlatan, coz they kind of deserve each other.
glad to see them both leave
 

Cronios

Juventolog
Jun 7, 2004
27,412
#40
Well it was more than obvius that Cap, althought loved Z's talent didnt properly used it, on the other hand ought to be more carefull to the one that overestimated his talent...
Not even a mercenary wouldnt have done that!
 

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