Clearly you love what is ugly. I'll tell you how it really goes down.
Juve vs Bayern semi final, it's 4-4 aggregate draw at the 75th minute of second leg. Arturo is chatting with BonBon during a corner, Arturo pushes Boateng onto Hummels both take a tumble, Bonucci all alone scores beautiful header. Bonucci celebrates with Vidal doing that drinking celebration.
Final Juve vs Napoli
Within first 10 minutes Mandzo nutmegs Koulibaly and injures him at the same time and scores a replica of

's goal vs Chelsea. 30th minute pjanic freekick goal, 45 minute Cuadrado erases three quarters of Napoli squad with crazy dribbles and scores a golazo, *insert dancing Cuads gif*
Second half Higuain scores a hattrick. 6-0 final score.