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Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
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The treble is ours to loose.
EuroMax and Mandzo will deliver.
We will play Napoli in the final. Canceres will join them as a free agent 3 days before the final due to an injury crisis. And he will the be the reason for our victory. He will attempt a sliding tackle on Dybala and tear his groin in the process, causing him to lose control of his tackle, earning us a FK 40 yards out, which Stat Padder will of course score, while Caceres' injury puts an end to his miserable career, and he can never return to Naples for fear of his life.
 

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Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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We will play Napoli in the final. Canceres will join them as a free agent 3 days before the final due to an injury crisis. And he will the be the reason for our victory. He will attempt a sliding tackle on Dybala and tear his groin in the process, causing him to lose control of his tackle, earning us a FK 40 yards out, which Stat Padder will of course score, while Caceres' injury puts an end to his miserable career, and he can never return to Naples for fear of his life.
Clearly you love what is ugly. I'll tell you how it really goes down.

Juve vs Bayern semi final, it's 4-4 aggregate draw at the 75th minute of second leg. Arturo is chatting with BonBon during a corner, Arturo pushes Boateng onto Hummels both take a tumble, Bonucci all alone scores beautiful header. Bonucci celebrates with Vidal doing that drinking celebration.

Final Juve vs Napoli
Within first 10 minutes Mandzo nutmegs Koulibaly and injures him at the same time and scores a replica of :chin:'s goal vs Chelsea. 30th minute pjanic freekick goal, 45 minute Cuadrado erases three quarters of Napoli squad with crazy dribbles and scores a golazo, *insert dancing Cuads gif*

Second half Higuain scores a hattrick. 6-0 final score.
 

Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
66,797
Clearly you love what is ugly. I'll tell you how it really goes down.

Juve vs Bayern semi final, it's 4-4 aggregate draw at the 75th minute of second leg. Arturo is chatting with BonBon during a corner, Arturo pushes Boateng onto Hummels both take a tumble, Bonucci all alone scores beautiful header. Bonucci celebrates with Vidal doing that drinking celebration.

Final Juve vs Napoli
Within first 10 minutes Mandzo nutmegs Koulibaly and injures him at the same time and scores a replica of :chin:'s goal vs Chelsea. 30th minute pjanic freekick goal, 45 minute Cuadrado erases three quarters of Napoli squad with crazy dribbles and scores a golazo, *insert dancing Cuads gif*

Second half Higuain scores a hattrick. 6-0 final score.
I'd settle for that scenario, even if it is less satisfying.
 

pitbull

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Jul 26, 2007
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When we get knocked out by Porto this place will just....
if that happens, Allegri is probably gone, the expectations are way too high, someone will have to go
not just Tuz expects success, everyone does, I've lost count how many footie celebs have come out this season to say that Juve have what it takes to win CL.
 

Juvellino

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Mar 19, 2015
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Man all the talk about who we are to play in the quarter finals let alone who is best to meet in the final and we haven't played the first leg against Porto yet :sergio:
:agree: I remember when a lot of posters thought we would easily advance past Benfica and we ended up embarrassing ourselves. Different time, we are significantly better now but still
 

Ocelot

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Jul 13, 2013
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Roflmao


Madrid wanted that faggot haired cunt Bale. So Di Maria had to gtfo despite beeing excellent


United. Why even ask ? Its united. Nuff said
Di Maria was indeed awesome in the weeks before the sale, but he was very inconsistent before.

And ask any PSG fan about him and they'll confirm it.

He's absolutely amazing when on form, one of very best in the world, but he's also got a lot of patches where he's downright mediocre and unmotivated.
 

CrimsonianKing

Count Mbangula
Jan 16, 2013
27,328
Di Maria was indeed awesome in the weeks before the sale, but he was very inconsistent before.

And ask any PSG fan about him and they'll confirm it.

He's absolutely amazing when on form, one of very best in the world, but he's also got a lot of patches where he's downright mediocre and unmotivated.
So he's just like another Angie we know... Aguero?
 
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GordoDeCentral

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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    You don't need any delusion in your life?
    Oh i need plenty, I just prefer the results to do the talking

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    Why is it that so many Arsenal fans looks like Isis jihadist? Is it a London hipster thing? :scared: :shifty:

    Suuure "look like" :shifty:

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    So people are truly believing we're winning this?

    How about we get to the final first, huh? And then there's still thst big chance we come out second for the 100th time, being cursed and all..
    No please not another lost final, my inexistant heart can't take another goal line fumble
     
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