Yeah, definetly hardest job in the world...
I imagine it like this:
I like to sleep late, so for the first shift of training my co would be responsible. after a good brunch in the cafeteria I go to the training grounds let the sun shine on my belly and joke a little bit with the players... and it´s time for lunch. In the afternoon I kick the ball with the best footballers in the world and go to the gym to stay fit.
press conference before the game:
"I studied our opponent intensively(yeah right) and we have plan to beat them, it will be hard but i have full confidence in my team"
matchday:
go to the looker room and make my speech "whatever you do JUST win and if you have the chance to humiliate them DO IT" pat on the shoulders, on to the field, smile in the camera and take the best seat in the stadium.
During the match I have little chat with the 4th official at least 3 times, I scream DAI DAI DAI at least 5 times and MILOS, MILOS at least 3 times, 5-6 times I´ll have to talk to my co holding my hand before my mouth, showing him my caricatures of the ref(mostly dick pictures) would be at the end of the first half.
My team wins! I high five all of my players and applause the fans in curva.
interview after the match: hail my players, congratulate the opponent for trying
after 3 months i get fired because of incompetence but still get my paycheck for 3 years.
yep hardest job in the world.
definitely one of the hardest jobs to get or keep, but the work itself is a walk in the park.