Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (7 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

He probably can, but most likely won't.

 

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[Suns]

"Siam venuti fin qui, siam venuti fin qui, per vedere segnare Amauri".. poor fans, they always get to go home disappointed.

 

[X Æ A-12]

If he can score 12 goals or more in half a season then scoring 8 more the rest of the season is not so far fetched. If you've scored more than 10 goals for Juve in half a season please let me know. I'll be sure to defend your goalscoring capabilities as well.

Of course it's remotely possible but why even bring it up? It won't happen.

 

[PhRoZeN]

Simply played to gain match fitness today. I wonder how much calories he actually ended up losing tonight whilst holding the ball.

 

[rounder]

If he's over 30 and he hasn't yet then why are you so sure that he can?

Because I've seen the guy play when he was at his best form and he was a top class goal poacher. I don't care if he's been in sit form for 50 years, there was a point where I saw what he could do with Palermo and short stint at the start of his Juve career. He has the capability to score 20 or more goals per season.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

is it finally: i'm outie?

 

[rounder]

Of course it's remotely possible but why even bring it up? It won't happen.

A little presumptuous, don't you think?

With good service, It very well could happen.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Because I've seen the guy play when he was at his best form and he was a top class goal poacher. I don't care if he's been in sit form for 50 years, there was a point where I saw what he could do with Palermo and short stint at the start of his Juve career. He has the capability to score 20 or more goals per season.

I'm not denying that Amauri has talent but if he for some reason cannot access that talent now than he is still just as useless to us.

 

[Klin]

If he can score 12 goals or more in half a season then scoring 8 more the rest of the season is not so far fetched. If you've scored more than 10 goals for Juve in half a season please let me know. I'll be sure to defend your goalscoring capabilities as well.

You could actually have a point IF Amauri is a natural goal scorer, but sadly he isn't. He was never famous for hitting up 20 goals a season, as his stats can also prove. If at the age of 30, his best tally is 12 goals in a season, then I find it quite hard for him to reach 20 goals now, also considering in the last Serie A season he only scored 5.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

A little presumptuous, don't you think?

With good service, It very well could happen.

The service he's been getting hasn't been different to what Quagi, Iaq, DP... Chiellini and Bonucci have been getting. If the guy wasn't as immobile as Immobile and had the first touch and dribbling of a Iaquinta, he might get one or two.

 

[Ahmed]

Rev, in a 10+ year professional career, he has never hit 20 goals in a season.

and you're saying it is presumptuous of us to say he can't do that?!

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Amauri
When a soon-to-be 36-year-old had made you look like a tree planted in the opposition's penalty area, you have had a bad game, no matter if the veteran was no other than Alessandro Del Piero. The striker delivered a very poor performance and, barring a bright moment in the 32nd minute, he offered very little in attack. Good thing he missed De Ceglie's cross for Krasic's goal.

from goal.com, i totally agree

 

[rounder]

Rev, in a 10+ year professional career, he has never hit 20 goals in a season.

and you're saying it is presumptuous of us to say he can't do that?!

Uhm. Yes.

If I never saw a fat person wearing Nike shoes in my entire life, would it not be presumptuous of me to assume that I will never see a fat person wearing Nike shoes?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What an analogy.

 

[VicCB]

Uhm. Yes.

If I never saw a fat person wearing Nike shoes in my entire life, would it not be presumptuous of me to assume that I will never see a fat person wearing Nike shoes?

Maybe, but the chances of a fat person getting nike shoes is a lot higher than Amauri scoring 20 times. It's not impossible, but there's a big precedent.

 

[Juve Libnan]

FUCKO SUCKO for bringing this clown and splashing 23million on garbage

 

[X Æ A-12]

Uhm. Yes.

If I never saw a fat person wearing Nike shoes in my entire life, would it not be presumptuous of me to assume that I will never see a fat person wearing Nike shoes?

If the shoes are four sizes too small for fat feet then no.

 

[PhRoZeN]

What an analogy.

 

[rounder]

Maybe, but the chances of a fat person getting nike shoes is a lot higher than Amauri scoring 20 times. It's not impossible, but there's a big precedent.

Right, okay. So if I told you that I never saw a dog perform a dickstand in my entire life; meaning I have never seen a dog balance its entire body on the tip of its penis, would it not be presumptuous of me to assume that I will never see that happen?

 

[Ahmed]

Uhm. Yes.

If I never saw a fat person wearing Nike shoes in my entire life, would it not be presumptuous of me to assume that I will never see a fat person wearing Nike shoes?

said fat person will wear Nike shoes and score 20 goals before Amauri.