Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (10 Viewers)

[Stevie]

You sure the frustration doesn't come from the fact that he's a starting striker for Juventus and scores 1 goal around every 15 games?

Of course but i thought that was obvious and didn't need mentioning

 

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[Ahmed]

looooooooooooooooooool

fuckin' love this thread, nothing cures depression like talking about Amauri

 

[ajit]

Manny ran more than this douche.

 

[rounder]

He played hard today. He was fighting for every ball. He was also always an aerial threat. The fact that our team can't create a single chance for him isn't his fault. I don't know why we don't cross the ball more often. I don't know what you expect from him, dribble the ball past 4 players go around the keeper and tap it home?

He's a classic striker that's always a threat in the box. All we need is some more wing play, we just need to send some more balls his way.

 

[X Æ A-12]

looooooooooooooooooool

fuckin' love this thread, nothing cures depression like talking about Amauri

Why are you depressed?

 

[Ahmed]

I don't know what you expect from him, dribble the ball past 4 players go around the keeper and tap it home?

we don't expect but time after time, he tries to do that and fails miserably.

 

[Ahmed]

Why are you depressed?

did you not see the game we just played?

 

[Hydde]

He need s to score more, plain and simple.

If he doesnt he can go byebye

 

[ajit]

I can't say who gives away the ball the most, Momo or moori?

 

[X Æ A-12]

did you not see the game we just played?

Good point.

 

[rounder]

we don't expect but time after time, he tries to do that and fails miserably.

But that's just the thing. He's not supposed to do that. The fact that always has to keep trying to do that just highlights how awful our service has been. Let me put it this way. Someone like Amauri shouldn't be dribbling the ball in the first place. He should be somewhere around the penalty box looking for a good cross. The reason he goes out of his way to try to pull off a Maradona is because that cross he has been waiting 900 years for never came.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Manny ran more than this douche.

woah wait as in manny ramirez??

 

[Ahmed]

But that's just the thing. He's not supposed to do that. The fact that always has to keep trying to do that just highlights how awful our service has been. Let me put it this way. Someone like Amauri shouldn't be dribbling the ball in the first place. He should be somewhere around the penalty box looking for a good cross. The reason he goes out of his way to try to pull off a Maradona is because that cross he has been waiting 900 years for never came.

someone like Amauri should be playing for Piacenza.

end of discussion.

 

[Alen]

But that's just the thing. He's not supposed to do that. The fact that always has to keep trying to do that just highlights how awful our service has been. Let me put it this way. Someone like Amauri shouldn't be dribbling the ball in the first place. He should be somewhere around the penalty box looking for a good cross. The reason he goes out of his way to try to pull off a Maradona is because that cross he has been waiting 900 years for never came.

No excuse works anymore when for a year and a half everyone is scoring but him. We obviously can't make everything click for him so why use him and why keep him?
The man scored 1 (one) goal in the last 38 serie A rounds and he's our first striker.

I wouldn't even try to defend him anymore.

 

[Christina]

This whole "Lack of determination" is utter bullshit. Just watch him play, he's obviously putting in effort.

Nothing EVER goes his way. It's sad to watch.

 

[Stevie]

someone like Amauri should be playing for Piacenza.

end of discussion.

No excuse works anymore when for a year and a half everyone is scoring but him. We obviously can't make everything click for him so why use him and why keep him?
The man scored 1 (one) goal in the last 38 serie A rounds and he's our first striker.

I wouldn't even try to defend him anymore.

 

[Red]

This whole "Lack of determination" is utter bullshit. Just watch him play, he's obviously putting in effort.

I don't know about a lack of determination, but he isn't showing half the level of aggression he ought to as a target man.

He can't just let CBs brush him aside as they did for much of this game.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I see him leaving this next summer. For whatever reason the man just can't score goals.

 

[adriano_c]

The man scored 1 (one) goal in the last 38 serie A rounds and he's our first striker.

Jesus, is that a real statistic? I didn't realize it was that dire.

 

[X Æ A-12]

No excuse works anymore when for a year and a half everyone is scoring but him. We obviously can't make everything click for him so why use him and why keep him?
The man scored 1 (one) goal in the last 38 serie A rounds and he's our first striker.

I wouldn't even try to defend him anymore.

That's just sad. Are you sure that's accurate? I thought he scored in a few games back to back mid season last year.