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  1. Carlos Primera

    Tiago Djaló

    Finally! Another from the bloodline of the African snake god of virility and sexual fulfillment!
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    Arkadiusz Milik

    Dry loan with an option for a backup striker? Its not the end of the world. Similar to the Bendtner and Anelka loans of years past. He can fuck off back to Marsellie at the end of the season. It would be horrendous if the option was an obligation. The Kean deal is way worse.
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    Adrien Rabiot

    I’d rather keep Rabiot for one more year if we are looking at replacing him with the mediocrity that is Paredes. At least at the end of the season we’d be rid of him, his wages and his hag of a mother. Paredes on the other hand is going to stink up the joint for years to come.
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    Dejan Kulusevski

    Have Tottenham triggered a mandatory purchase for Kulu after making the CL?
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    Paulo Dybala

    I don’t get this either, DP had a fitting farewell. He bowed out of this club like the champion he was, holding the Serie A trophy aloft with confetti raining down. A fitting end to the chapter of his career when he captained this club from Serie B back to the top of the table. I remember the...
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    Premier League 2021-22

    Ten Haag seems to be some sort of messianic figure over on redcafe. A lot of posters there are of the opinion that he is the manager who will lead them back to their rightfull place in the footballing world. It would be an absolute riot if he went over there and does worse than Ole :lol:.
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    Paul Pogba

    He moved because he thought playing for perhaps the most famous club in the most most watched league in the world would give him a bigger platform to grow his “Brand”. The move was never about silverware, that was secondary-tertiary even-, because if Paul was truly ever about winning like the...
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    Paulo Dybala

    Dybala is weaker than Ru Paul.
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    Paulo Dybala

    He was a really talented young prospect with lots of potential when we signed him in 2015, and he looked like he was going to be the next big thing in that ’16-‘17 run to the CL finals. In the succeeding years after that he’s stagnated, regressed even, and never developed into that Agüero...
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    Dušan Vlahović

    My favorite player in the squad already, dudes a monster. If only Tevez was 10 years younger and was still with us, that would be a terrifying prospect.
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    Paulo Dybala

    https://football-italia.net/dybalas-champions-league-curse-with-juventus/
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    Serie A 2021-22

    RIP Zamp, one of the most colourful presidents among many to grace calcio. From his off the cuff remarks to his penchant for chewing up and spitting out coaches, this guy missed out on having his own reality TV show. My favourite Zamp memory was I think during the 2015 season where he went...
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    Winter mercato 2022

    Bremer regulated Vlahovic like Warren G
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    Paulo Dybala

    This dude is softer than dog shit. Let him walk for free rather than making him one our top earners but cant even last the rigors of a season.
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    Serie A 2021-22

    Scamacca has scored 2 highlight reel goals the past 2 match days. The kids been looking impressive. What catches my eye aside from his size is how mobile he is.
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    [CL] Juventus 4-2 Zenit [November 2nd, 2021]

    How many points do we need from the next two games to seal top spot?
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    Premier League 2021-22

    Also, the guy known here as LOLkaku and/or the Belgian oaf bagged a brace against Villa.
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    Paulo Dybala

    Should have swapped for Lukaku.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    What a time that was to be a fan :lol:. Best transfer saga in my time here. When the whispers about him potentially leaving Madrid for Juve started, we just laughed it off like TS “Messi sogno posibile” headline. But when shit started to get real, it was fucking epic. I was having sleepless...
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    His transfer here 3 years ago was the best transfer saga of all time. The plane tracking and air traffic control was hilarious.