Recent content by Alex Samatar

I so piss at moggi i jus hears the moggi sell zidane to madrid. How can we win wit out our zidane? how much money we get so we can by forlan diego from manchester an put da cookies back in are pants cause we win CL this year.

Hehe smug bastard eating million euro ducks and muk muk me eating monkey hands from crazy tree and smashing peenus in fire wood pile. I like too muk muk you in dark jungle an den we see who be de smart smug luk guk. Yaa den we see.

Ah wen de peenus is one shade more purple den yer face its time to stop smashing. If you dizzy and fall, apply cookie to groin affected area. Den we be hyphy.

Wha? Are you in Muk Muk too? No you in Sud Afrika where you eat money and eat da white man's maldini all day. Muk muk muk muk muk muk and a muk

Ooops :disagree: Can we say "BUSTED"?

Yes, but that is not my personal design. That is the actual flag of the Footwear Masturbators of Castile. No Joke :P

Ooo Key Burke Burke the pado called me but my penis was in the wood pile so it takes me long time to post and i love my sister long time in bath tubs. how do i get that monkey out of tree it is terrorising village by throwing fruit and i would like to eat it. the hands and tail are a best...

In my village we do a names dat way too without fap i think. Oh, fuck it, this language is far too difficult to master in a matter of months. Pedro, bring me one of those drywall buckets to shit in. I'm going to be here a while.

ooo. its like masbating in shoe again I remember. in Somalia we dont do with shoes we smash penis between 2 logs from fire wood stacks ane it hurts ike make you dizzy and so good that i dont stop.

How you get so stupid juventus is only team never to be in serie B and never will be. Spudettco can't be taken away becos team wins by palying game and I dont see anyone taking goals away after the game and I saw 7 games in last year.

Burke, what is Fappy 73 en your sig?

No is no funny my sig becos this day in Serie a we will win the spudettco and it will be 30 times. I think we beat Milan and Inter.

Erik with k should be banned for talking bout religin here. its not right that he enforces his christianity on us and some of us not chritians or not religions at all. I'm sorry for Erik with k becos i like him but i have to ban him becos jesus.

:rofl: Haha I don really know because I live 1000 km form Mogadishu but nobody heard to my towm called Muk Muk d'Eng. We had a river 5000 years ago and it dried up lol.

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