Nick Against the World (125 Viewers)

[swag]

Forget Judas, let’s have sympathy for the Devil
By Ruth Gledhill
A medievalist professor from California says that Satan is not really bad, just misunderstood

Given my card-carrying membership with The Great Satan, how can I refute this?

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Burke, what is Fappy 73 en your sig?

Wait until Mrs. Pado's Shoes gets on and ask him, he has received most of the fappys.

 

[Alex Samatar]

Dude, Juve aren't even in Serie A, and they had two "Spudettci" taken away.

How you get so stupid

juventus is only team never to be in serie B and never will be. Spudettco can't be taken away becos team wins by palying game and I dont see anyone taking goals away after the game and I saw 7 games in last year.

 

[Alex Samatar]

Wait until Mrs. Pado's Shoes gets on and ask him, he has received most of the fappys.

ooo. its like masbating in shoe again I remember.

in Somalia we dont do with shoes

we smash penis between 2 logs from fire wood stacks ane it hurts ike make you dizzy and so good that i dont stop.

 

[Byrone]

ooo. its like masbating in shoe again I remember.

in Somalia we dont do with shoes

we smash penis between 2 logs from fire wood stacks ane it hurts ike make you dizzy and so good that i dont stop.

dude,u for real?

 

[IlDivinCodino]

OMG Samatar.............you're da man!!!
i just cant stop laughing!!!

 

[IlDivinCodino]

BTW pado, PM me for jenna's phone number, i want you to call her and ask about her maldini.

Im serious.

maldini???


"As i was approaching her Maldini, something else caught my attention. She has the most wonderful pinkish\brown little Pirlo on her Inzaghi. I was so turned on i squeezed her Gattuso so hard, her Dida started to squirt Ancelottis all over my Ibrahimovic

i started calling her Crapello."

 

[Bozi]

maldini???


"As i was approaching her Maldini, something else caught my attention. She has the most wonderful pinkish\brown little Pirlo on her Inzaghi. I was so turned on i squeezed her Gattuso so hard, her Dida started to squirt Ancelottis all over my Ibrahimovic

i started calling her Crapello."

geez man thats a lot of sexual conenctions and you didnt even need a balzaretti or a gilardongio

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

ooo. its like masbating in shoe again I remember.

in Somalia we dont do with shoes

we smash penis between 2 logs from fire wood stacks ane it hurts ike make you dizzy and so good that i dont stop.

YOu are one funny fucker.

 

[IlDivinCodino]

geez man thats a lot of sexual conenctions and you didnt even need a balzaretti or a gilardongio

dude.........did you not see this???

ooo. its like masbating in shoe again I remember.

in Somalia we dont do with shoes

we smash penis between 2 logs from fire wood stacks ane it hurts ike make you dizzy and so good that i dont stop.

 

[Bozi]

ooo. its like masbating in shoe again I remember.

in Somalia we dont do with shoes

we smash penis between 2 logs from fire wood stacks ane it hurts ike make you dizzy and so good that i dont stop.

bah, logs thats for pussies, here in scotland we use breeze blocks until your penislooks like it belongs to linford christie

 

[IlDivinCodino]

dont you guys out there have any love for your bodies?

 

[Son_of_Samatar]

ooo. its like masbating in shoe again I remember.

in Somalia we dont do with shoes

we smash penis between 2 logs from fire wood stacks ane it hurts ike make you dizzy and so good that i dont stop.

Papa, you smash my penis too hard, and it hurt.
I got too dizzy and fell
I run away. Move to new country


Ooooh, I so dumb. I put new country in profile.

 

[Bozi]

dont you guys out there have any love for your bodies?

dude whiskey is a whothefuckyoulookingat kind of drink and its our national drink, once we have some we think we are superman

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

maldini???


"As i was approaching her Maldini, something else caught my attention. She has the most wonderful pinkish\brown little Pirlo on her Inzaghi. I was so turned on i squeezed her Gattuso so hard, her Dida started to squirt Ancelottis all over my Ibrahimovic

i started calling her Crapello."

Dude, it is an old inside joke.

But Maldini in reference to a woman means vagina.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Papa, you smash my penis too hard, and it hurt.
I got too dizzy and fell
I run away. Move to new country


Ooooh, I so dumb. I put new country in profile.

Who the fuck is this??

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just got off the phone with this new girl I have been talking to, and she said that if we were going to take this any further she would need 3 things. She first said that she would need a nice guy, then she said she needs someone honest, and finally she said that she needs at least a good 8 inches every night for her pleasure.

So I thought about what she said and I thought well, I guess I am a nice guy, I really only am a dick to my gf's once they break up with me, so I guess I have that covered. Honest? Yea, i guess I am honest, I'll tell you to your face what is going on and I have never cheated on a woman, so I am stacked on that one. Then I thought about the last one......I just got off the phone with a plastic surgeon........he says he can take off two inches to make it an even 8 on monday.

 

[swag]

I just got off the phone with this new girl I have been talking to, and she said that if we were going to take this any further she would need 3 things. She first said that she would need a nice guy, then she said she needs someone honest, and finally she said that she needs at least a good 8 inches every night for her pleasure.

You lying slut!

1. As they say in Italian, "Bugiarda!" Women might say that, but they have no intention of really wanting that. That's crap. Face it: chicks f*ck assh*les, not nice guys.
2. The whole honesty thing falls apart at step 1, toots.
3. So how's four times a night with a two inch penis?

So I thought about what she said and I thought well, I guess I am a nice guy, I really only am a dick to my gf's once they break up with me, so I guess I have that covered. Honest? Yea, i guess I am honest, I'll tell you to your face what is going on and I have never cheated on a woman, so I am stacked on that one. Then I thought about the last one......I just got off the phone with a plastic surgeon........he says he can take off two inches to make it an even 8 on monday.

Actually, despite what many guys think and all the Internet spam would lead you to believe, I suspect #3 to be a complete joke regardless... and another violation of #2.

 

[Mark]

Janelle just won the POV on BB7 and you guys talk about girlfriends and 8 inch c*cks. Come on!!!

int:

 

[Dragon]

You lying slut!

1. As they say in Italian, "Bugiarda!" Women might say that, but they have no intention of really wanting that. That's crap. Face it: chicks f*ck assh*les, not nice guys.
2. The whole honesty thing falls apart at step 1, toots.
3. So how's four times a night with a two inch penis?

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Chicks fuck assholes, get serious with nice guys. STUPID chicks get serious with assholes.