Nick Against the World (75 Viewers)
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That's not entirely true. Sometimes smart chicks end up with assholes too. Sometimes they just don't show their true colours until after you're with them.
But I don't like a completely nice guy. I like a guy's guy. The type who is obnoxious and loud and just being himself but at the same time knows how to treat a gal without being overbearing. There is a complete difference between that and an asshole though.
But I don't like a completely nice guy. I like a guy's guy. The type who is obnoxious and loud and just being himself but at the same time knows how to treat a gal without being overbearing. There is a complete difference between that and an asshole though.
I think I will smoke a lot and drink a lot tonight, da?
Ohh, hold on Sing wants to say something:
i want tell that when go from china to san fran i take wrong train and i go to DC in america so i no see my son at dojo and no see del pie
so i go to airport and i say to taxi man 'delpie house' and he say get fuck out and learn engrish but i tell i do and he say i no do becuz he no under to the stand so anyway i get on forum tell every body person that i in DC at airport and i need go house for i might get beaten and i dont have bruce lee with me do numbchuck?
ok?
so i call everyone forum and pado tell me i gay and swag say lick nut and andy tell that i not china that i jap and i get mad and take jihad on him bit i tell crazy but tell real and for if i do go not to the from the airport i sleep viktor navorsky which we say china as bing bing wing sing ching ming which mean 'no' so insteed i see car outside with sticker say go bayern and i say i know that burke because birke bayern man and germany guy so i say him that i no that i no friend and ask if he no me from round forum and he say not from hole in ground so i get mad and say asian short but no hold in ground so he say get in if i have beer and i say well i get too soporo in my hand but he cant drink becuz they gift for dojo in my son
ok?
well burke say he not hear me when i say and hit me and take beer to drive and we go home and we get home go to house and he have biiiiiiiiiigggggggg outhouse i say what that and he tell me poop pooop there becuz no w virginia indoor poop so i say ok and he take me to where i sleep and i say that must i sleep in pig shit becuz i in farm with pig donkey punch fucker and he say 'da' so i must say okay and i do the ok and so come back next moring and i mad becuz horse step on head and pig roll on my numbchuck norris love and i tell burke NO MORE SLEEP FROM UNDER ANIMAL so he say okay he just kid so he take me house where dad call me chiknkhead and jap lover but i joke and he no laugh ( i think he serious) but i say that i love milk so he trell me go pull on cow so i do and i get milk serial and we eat serial
ok?
then we get out of house go truck and we drive bar and burke take 6 shot with no chase and tell me do same but i tell him china NO and he say america yes, so i take 6 shot and get to 3 and throw stomack all over burke, he laugh and say ok it only 8am now
ok?
then we get 'wasteed' and we play and i show him pic of ching sow cow mau tze dung beetle sheet face (my wife) and he throw our stomack 2 and we no get friends anymore he tell me go home and i leave now
BYEEEYEYEYEYBYEYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE!!!
Ohh, hold on Sing wants to say something:
i want tell that when go from china to san fran i take wrong train and i go to DC in america so i no see my son at dojo and no see del pie
so i go to airport and i say to taxi man 'delpie house' and he say get fuck out and learn engrish but i tell i do and he say i no do becuz he no under to the stand so anyway i get on forum tell every body person that i in DC at airport and i need go house for i might get beaten and i dont have bruce lee with me do numbchuck?ok?
so i call everyone forum and pado tell me i gay and swag say lick nut and andy tell that i not china that i jap and i get mad and take jihad on him bit i tell crazy but tell real and for if i do go not to the from the airport i sleep viktor navorsky which we say china as bing bing wing sing ching ming which mean 'no' so insteed i see car outside with sticker say go bayern and i say i know that burke because birke bayern man and germany guy so i say him that i no that i no friend and ask if he no me from round forum and he say not from hole in ground so i get mad and say asian short but no hold in ground so he say get in if i have beer and i say well i get too soporo in my hand but he cant drink becuz they gift for dojo in my son
ok?
well burke say he not hear me when i say and hit me and take beer to drive and we go home and we get home go to house and he have biiiiiiiiiigggggggg outhouse i say what that and he tell me poop pooop there becuz no w virginia indoor poop so i say ok and he take me to where i sleep and i say that must i sleep in pig shit becuz i in farm with pig donkey punch fucker and he say 'da' so i must say okay and i do the ok and so come back next moring and i mad becuz horse step on head and pig roll on my numbchuck norris love and i tell burke NO MORE SLEEP FROM UNDER ANIMAL so he say okay he just kid so he take me house where dad call me chiknkhead and jap lover but i joke and he no laugh ( i think he serious) but i say that i love milk so he trell me go pull on cow so i do and i get milk serial and we eat serial
ok?
then we get out of house go truck and we drive bar and burke take 6 shot with no chase and tell me do same but i tell him china NO and he say america yes, so i take 6 shot and get to 3 and throw stomack all over burke, he laugh and say ok it only 8am now
ok?
then we get 'wasteed' and we play and i show him pic of ching sow cow mau tze dung beetle sheet face (my wife) and he throw our stomack 2 and we no get friends anymore he tell me go home and i leave now
BYEEEYEYEYEYBYEYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE!!!
Facts.
1) Men & women like the unattanable.
2) When ppl fall in love or when they are under the illusion that they are in love they make very idiotic & irrational decisions.
3) Women love to take an asshole & try change their ways.
4) Women are a trillion times better than men at cheating,cause they dont get caught as easily.
5) Women are nastier when around other women regarding sex.
6) Men only need 1 of their 5 senses at a time to get aroused.
7) Women need all 5 senses & need atleast an hours worth of foreplay.
8) Men think of sex atleast 20 times a day.