you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead (6 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Rubbish English is the worst thing on the internet.

But teh cat... look at the cat... it's so cute! :wub:

 

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[X Æ A-12]

Rubbish English is the worst thing on the internet.

Except Engrish.

 

[X Æ A-12]

+rap, Kylie.

Thanks, sugarplum

 

[ALC]

I saw this guy on "Lockdown" who said he stuck a cat in the microwave just to see what would happen to it. He was laughing his ass off while describing it too. The cat actually lived I think.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I saw this guy on "Lockdown" who said he stuck a cat in the microwave just to see what would happen to it. He was laughing his ass off while describing it too. The cat actually lived I think.

Hope he got he got shanked in the shower the next yesterday.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I like cats and dogs. I am the Maher of the animal kingdom.

 

[IliveForJuve]

 

[ALC]

Hope he got he got shanked in the shower the next yesterday.

It was one of those ridiculously high security prisons. He's in there for life though, it couldn't be much worse. And to lighten the mood again:

 

[ALC]

No keyboard cat?!

 

[ALC]

I think I'm getting a cat this week, they're so goddamn cute.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I haven't seen that for years.

 

[Christina]

I don't like cats, but I like stories about Kyle's cat.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Did you see the last one?

My cat finally got what was coming.

 

[Christina]

What did it do once you let it free?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

mines the best, no contest

 

[X Æ A-12]

What did it do once you let it free?

I gave it a few pieces of turkey as an apology. Probably not a good idea because it's starting to get pretty round.

 

[Christina]

I gave it a few pieces of turkey as an apology. Probably not a good idea because it's starting to get pretty round.

Fat cat

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Obese cat.

 

[swag]

I can haz rat poison.

 

[Bisco]

the late signore juve may he rip: