What Are You Doing Right Now? (502 Viewers)

[Lapa]

If you concluded from that post that I'm a feminist then I have no words to add if you're not joking.

 

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[ALC]

Spilled some kombucha in my car and now it stinks

 

[X Æ A-12]

Spilled some kombucha in my car and now it stinks

Nobody ever said there weren't consequences to being a pretentious homo

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What do when a girl sends you crazy voice mails at night and you fear to wake up with a knife in your back one day if you dare turn her down?

hu? I thought you were the weirdo incel creep?

 

[lgorTudor]

Spilled some kombucha in my car and now it stinks

Kombucha eh is that what kids call it these days

 

[DAiDEViL]

I thought you were the weirdo incel creep?

Same.



So I told her to back the fuck off.
We'll see what happens.

 

[swag]

What do when a girl sends you crazy voice mails at night and you fear to wake up with a knife in your back one day if you dare turn her down?

Stage your own death?

This is not funny aight.

I'm genuinely scared here.

Fight crazy with crazy? Invite her to your basement and be sure to dig a lot of holes in your yard and leave out a lot of garbage bags and saws. Buy some cheap wigs and put them in buckets filled with toilet bowl cleaner to give off acidic fumes.

how do you know she giggles? You guys talk on the phone? In this day and age?

or does she type “hehehe”

Only when he tickles her in funny places she can only show on the doll.

Spilled some kombucha in my car and now it stinks

Now imagine how your breath smells.

 

[Bjerknes]

Feeling like not working for the remainder of the day, but bored. Might start a career mode on FIFA with Wolfsburg. Any tips @DAiDEViL ?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Same.



So I told her to back the fuck off.
We'll see what happens.

Why are you scared of a girl again?

If she comes at you forcefully just punch her. You don't even need to know how to throw a punch to hit a woman. They're really fucking weak.

 

[Fab Fragment]

Feeling like not working for the remainder of the day, but bored. Might start a career mode on FIFA with Wolfsburg. Any tips @DAiDEViL ?

And not with Piemonte Calcio?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Feeling like not working for the remainder of the day, but bored. Might start a career mode on FIFA with Wolfsburg. Any tips @DAiDEViL ?

PES > FIFA i have been converted.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

You guys doing this all wrong, when a psycho wants you bad just tell her you would love to be with her if only this other girl(one you can't stand or is even more psycho) is out of the picture, then you just sit back and watch.

 

[X Æ A-12]

 

[swag]

Feeling like not working for the remainder of the day, but bored. Might start a career mode on FIFA with Wolfsburg. Any tips @DAiDEViL ?

Still not over Diego, are you?

And not with Piemonte Calcio?

I know they didn't license the Juventuz brand. But as a shout out to @GordoDeCentral, that just makes me feel like a footie club got bought by this guy:

You guys doing this all wrong, when a psycho wants you bad just tell her you would love to be with her if only this other girl(one you can't stand or is even more psycho) is out of the picture, then you just sit back and watch.

Even better if you can tell that to both. Genius.

 

[lgorTudor]

@GordoDeCentral How did I miss this Forza Roger

 

[He-Man]

Just before the draft, I had to pump up

 

[Juve92]

No siuuu celebration at the end

 

[swag]

@GordoDeCentral How did I miss this Forza Roger

Love the sentiments.

But damn if the average age in that room isn't 83.

 

[swag]

You know, I'm surprised Russians even bother with vaccines when they're doing "Dude, hold my vodka!" moves like these:

 

[Lapa]

Russia is like a cancer.

 

[Allegri_is_God]

Russia is like a cancer.

But cancer can be cured sometimes, stupidity like yours cant, unfortunatly