What Are You Doing Right Now? (855 Viewers)

[swag]

Yep. I'd never walk into my favorite pizzeria with my Juve shirt. Guy's a milanista. I don't want to look out for Spucke und Popel when eating my pizza.

The German comedy duo?

Has anyone of the Tuz'ers actually worked at a deli / restaurant.
I think they have cameras now to catch suspected "spitters"

Ariana Grande can't even lick a donut anymore.

Damn. It’s both insane and beautiful

And it's probably 36°C right now.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[DAiDEViL]

Spucke & Popel are @lgorTudor's and my stage name @swag

 

[lgorTudor]

Spucke & Popel are @lgorTudor's and my stage name @swag

Spucke sounds like a fat short guy
Popel would be a lanky skinny guy

we need some Murican to be Spucke

 

[swag]

Fook cryptocurrency. I think I’m gonna buy Chievo:

https://football-italia.net/official-chievo-excluded-cosenza-in-serie-b/amp/

 

[ALC]

@Hust this is what I thought you meant

 

[DAiDEViL]

@lgorTudor

 

[lgorTudor]

@lgorTudor

good progress but he is gonna need a fence if the 'pizza doughs' try to escape before getting into the oven

 

[X Æ A-12]

@lgorTudor

 

[JuveE46]

good progress but he is gonna need a fence if the 'pizza doughs' try to escape before getting into the oven

LoL damn reminds me one of my less than cautious friends once unknowingly told his lawyer a joke.
"Hey you know what's the difference between pizza and the 'juice'? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. "
Needless to say he isn't his lawyer anymore. Now guess the lawyers race. Yeah. Lol

 

[lgorTudor]

Now guess the lawyers race.

an almost impossible task!

 

[JuveE46]

an almost impossible task!

Yeah just like proving those pizza ovens even existed. All this technology and no confirmation...hmmmm

 

[Hust]

@Hust this is what I thought you meant

That was my original goal until I realized how expensive it was...so I went with the cheaper option and I bet my pizza is just as good as that big thing makes them


DISCLAIMER: I can only make one at a time though

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I was finding kits to make those for like 4000 bucks lol I hit YouTube to see what other people came up with and thats what I threw together LuLuL

 

[DAiDEViL]

What do when a girl sends you crazy voice mails at night and you fear to wake up with a knife in your back one day if you dare turn her down?

 

[Enron]

Put her in the oven and don’t look back

 

[Bjerknes]

What do when a girl sends you crazy voice mails at night and you fear to wake up with a knife in your back one day if you dare turn her down?

Change teams and go for the guy in your avatar.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Put her in the oven and don’t look back

This is not funny aight.

I'm genuinely scared here.

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Change teams and go for the guy in your avatar.

And you think telling her I'd rather turn homo is gonna help much in calming her down?

 

[Bjerknes]

This is not funny aight.

I'm genuinely scared here.

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And you think telling her I'd rather turn homo is gonna help much in calming her down?

No. You say you've always been homo and scared to come out. Duh bruh.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I'll wait for what @Dostoevsky has to say.

Seems the most sensible user when it comes to women.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I'll wait for what @Dostoevsky has to say.

Seems the most sensible user when it comes to women.

You know her or some online nutjob?

 

[DAiDEViL]

You know her or some online nutjob?

The latter, but unfortunately lives close by.

Knifing distance almost.