What Are You Doing Right Now? (317 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Maybe Italian Americans are more laidback but if you did this here there is a zero percent chance you aren't getting a free pube-spit-snot-earwax topping on your za

Yep. I'd never walk into my favorite pizzeria with my Juve shirt. Guy's a milanista. I don't want to look out for Spucke und Popel when eating my pizza.

 

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[Fab Fragment]

Has anyone of the Tuz'ers actually worked at a deli / restaurant.
I think they have cameras now to catch suspected "spitters"

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Pizzerias are all open here anyway, you'd be able to see if anyone did anything.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Has anyone of the Tuz'ers actually worked at a deli / restaurant.
I think they have cameras now to catch suspected "spitters"

Idk about Lgor, but I'm talking little family run restaurants with like 5 tables. You order, they disappear for half an hour and then you get your pizza. No cameras no nothing.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Walk in there with all juve gear, and scream: forza juve! fuck Napoli ! Bring me pizza you cafone

 

[lgorTudor]

Has anyone of the Tuz'ers actually worked at a deli / restaurant.
I think they have cameras now to catch suspected "spitters"

The boss would spit, m8

They would call the boss, he would arrive from 50 miles away to spit

Boss would be like MA DONN ALESSIO CALL YOUR UNCLE GIANNI FROM TEXAS AND HIS FAT COUSIN TONIO WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. ONLY FIRST CLASS TICKETS LEFT ON A FLIGHT? VA BENE I AM PAYING

- Sir could you wait for five more minutes? Burrata delivery is taking time

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Idk about Lgor, but I'm talking little family run restaurants with like 5 tables. You order, they disappear for half an hour and then you get your pizza. No cameras no nothing.

It's an open space here, they have a glass shield and you can see them make the dough and add all incrediends BUT there is a blindspot when he is putting the pizza into the oven and taking it out, he has his back between me and the pizza and that's when he spits and sprinkles pubes (he had prepared pubes earlier)

 

[U Picciriddu]

Damn. It’s both insane and beautiful

 

[Hust]

My only remark would be that the cuboid space might not be ideal for heat distribution and retention, hence why so many are dome shaped. But as long as you’re happy with the pizza, eff it

@Hust

So far it worked great

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It's haram bro

How?

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There is a Pizzeria near my house called Napoli. They have the Napoli team photo, etc at the front of the restaurant.
I've thought about walking in there wearing a Juventus jersey.

Something about Italian pizza places are always napoli fans. Two of them here are

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[Juve92]

How?

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Just kidding

 

[swag]

Yep. I'd never walk into my favorite pizzeria with my Juve shirt. Guy's a milanista. I don't want to look out for Spucke und Popel when eating my pizza.

The German comedy duo?

Has anyone of the Tuz'ers actually worked at a deli / restaurant.
I think they have cameras now to catch suspected "spitters"

Ariana Grande can't even lick a donut anymore.

Damn. It’s both insane and beautiful

And it's probably 36°C right now.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Spucke & Popel are @lgorTudor's and my stage name @swag

 

[lgorTudor]

Spucke & Popel are @lgorTudor's and my stage name @swag

Spucke sounds like a fat short guy
Popel would be a lanky skinny guy

we need some Murican to be Spucke

 

[swag]

Fook cryptocurrency. I think I’m gonna buy Chievo:

https://football-italia.net/official-chievo-excluded-cosenza-in-serie-b/amp/

 

[ALC]

@Hust this is what I thought you meant

 

[DAiDEViL]

@lgorTudor

 

[lgorTudor]

@lgorTudor

good progress but he is gonna need a fence if the 'pizza doughs' try to escape before getting into the oven

 

[X Æ A-12]

@lgorTudor

 

[JuveE46]

good progress but he is gonna need a fence if the 'pizza doughs' try to escape before getting into the oven

LoL damn reminds me one of my less than cautious friends once unknowingly told his lawyer a joke.
"Hey you know what's the difference between pizza and the 'juice'? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. "
Needless to say he isn't his lawyer anymore. Now guess the lawyers race. Yeah. Lol

 

[lgorTudor]

Now guess the lawyers race.

an almost impossible task!

 

[JuveE46]

an almost impossible task!

Yeah just like proving those pizza ovens even existed. All this technology and no confirmation...hmmmm