What Are You Doing Right Now? (868 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

Good luck selling that in China. They don't smell.



Like me in a Mexican restaurant?




Doesn't fly in Poland these days. @Martin : wtf is up wit dat??



Psycho Bunny all the way, baby.



No pants, though.



Gay sex with Costco execs is da bomb. Save for having 6 guys up your anus at once.

Are you sure you're not Louis C K?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Mark]

I need me some ASMR now.

 

[Cerval]

 

[Mark]

talking about beer and being drunk...

 

[DAiDEViL]

They are right. I am.

 

[Martin]

Doesn't fly in Poland these days. @Martin : wtf is up wit dat??

You can blame your local culture for that one. After decades of promoting a "not liable" attitude the world is picking up on it.

 

[swag]

::

When you've booked a Hotel and bought train tickets, and then receive an email that concert has been cancelled.

Train? Hotel? To see a concert? Dafuq, I didn't realize you lived in Antarctica.

Are you sure you're not Louis C K?

Only when my junk is out on the table for a little sleeve action.

Yeah, I usually get ASMR from the centipedes burrowing in my ear canals.

You can blame your local culture for that one. After decades of promoting a "not liable" attitude the world is picking up on it.

But did it really take 70 years for people to decide this is a thing - a necessary thing - only now?

 

[Lapa]

-21 (feels like -26 they say)...fuckin Lapland, thank god I get back home today.

 

[Martin]

But did it really take 70 years for people to decide this is a thing - a necessary thing - only now?

it's like taking out a will. you never know when it's gonna come in useful

 

[pitbull]

Can you feel proud about being gay?

I think @Lion is proud and I'm happy for him

 

[X Æ A-12]

Yeah, I usually get ASMR from the centipedes burrowing in my ear canals.

do centipedes really crawl inside ears? I thought that was just an episode of Night Gallery

 

[DAiDEViL]

One of the few ads on youtube i don't skip at the moment @GordoDeCentral

Spoiler

Looks awesome.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

One of the few ads on youtube i don't skip at the moment @GordoDeCentral

Spoiler

Looks awesome.

Let's go in April

 

[Dostoevsky]

I landed a job today!

 

[Martin]

I landed a job today!

Well done!

What's the job?

 

[Seven]

Well done!

What's the job?

Construction in Western Europe.

Probably.

 

[pitbull]

I landed a job today!

In case it's the airline industry, that's a nice way of putting it

 

[Orgut]

Can someone tell me what is ASMR? is it a short for anything? Is it the name of the girl who you are putting videos of? It sounds like initials

 

[Wittl]

Can someone tell me what is ASMR? is it a short for anything? Is it the name of the girl who you are putting videos of? It sounds like initials

It's called google.

@Maddy

 

[Orgut]

It's called google.

@Maddy

Do you want to join the peasant league