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Yes! Have you never heard of Awmin? The town once settled in by the Swedish? They had built a lovey society for themselves. But it did not last long unfortunately. Apparently not even long enough to be taught in all high history classes. Unless Kyle just was too high to pay attention in high school.
But nevertheless! I am getting distracted. Back to the Awmin. The Awmin and their lovely lives that were soon to be torn apart! Why might you ask?
Well, the Swedish came to America back in the day. When the free and rich land and plains attracted many other nationalities as well. One of th se nationalities were the Serbs. They came over in one small "gome", which is what we Albanians call those small rubber boats with an engine, traveled across the ocean to America. In some crafty way, they crawled their way to Awmin where they started dickslapping the living shit out of everyone.
Needless to say, the Swedish society was completely destroyed and turned into a shithole with alcohol, tobacco, drugs, and sports betting taking place. That place is now known as Las Vegas.
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oh lord, the dickslapping is great lmao
But nevertheless! I am getting distracted. Back to the Awmin. The Awmin and their lovely lives that were soon to be torn apart! Why might you ask?
Well, the Swedish came to America back in the day. When the free and rich land and plains attracted many other nationalities as well. One of th se nationalities were the Serbs. They came over in one small "gome", which is what we Albanians call those small rubber boats with an engine, traveled across the ocean to America. In some crafty way, they crawled their way to Awmin where they started dickslapping the living shit out of everyone.
Needless to say, the Swedish society was completely destroyed and turned into a shithole with alcohol, tobacco, drugs, and sports betting taking place. That place is now known as Las Vegas.
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They screwed me over for about 40% of my paycheck. I stayed at home without calling in and explaining, everyone from my manager to the CEO has been calling me all day. Twice I picked up the phone and said that I'm the middle of lunch/dinner and asked them to call back.
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
oh lord, the dickslapping is great lmao
They screwed me over for about 40% of my paycheck. I stayed at home without calling in and explaining, everyone from my manager to the CEO has been calling me all day. Twice I picked up the phone and said that I'm the middle of lunch/dinner and asked them to call back.
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
Gold!
They screwed me over for about 40% of my paycheck. I stayed at home without calling in and explaining, everyone from my manager to the CEO has been calling me all day. Twice I picked up the phone and said that I'm the middle of lunch/dinner and asked them to call back.
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
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In other news, seems like I got my first full time job
They screwed me over for about 40% of my paycheck. I stayed at home without calling in and explaining, everyone from my manager to the CEO has been calling me all day. Twice I picked up the phone and said that I'm the middle of lunch/dinner and asked them to call back.
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office
I lived with a couple when on Erasmus in Bologna and they were part of a group of 15 Australians living there for a year. I have never met people less able to blend in. Everything about them screamed foreigner. Not one of them managed to speak basic Italian after a year either. And I mean basic. Like yes and no stuff. Completely oblivious to certain Italian customs too which made us look rude wherever we went if we went out with them.
Btw you probably wouldn't expect this, but there were also two Americans who tried to speak Italian the day they landed and did everything they could to learn about the country.
Maybe it's because Australia's so far removed from everything else I don't know. Or maybe they were just a bunch of idiots.
Btw you probably wouldn't expect this, but there were also two Americans who tried to speak Italian the day they landed and did everything they could to learn about the country.
Maybe it's because Australia's so far removed from everything else I don't know. Or maybe they were just a bunch of idiots.