What Are You Doing Right Now? (243 Viewers)

[swag]

Hey, I just got an email from someone named Alison who wants to be my fuckbuddy. Should I tell her I'm busy washing my hair tonight?

 

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[X Æ A-12]

Alice sounds hot. Maybe she can help you wash.

 

[KB824]

Hey, I just got an email from someone named Alison who wants to be my fuckbuddy. Should I tell her I'm busy washing my hair tonight?

Don't mention anything to do with washing your hair.
She'll try to sell you hair products.
I know. I have 25 bottles of Wen hidden under the bed

 

[swag]

Thanks for the tips. Telling her I'm washing my public hair is definitely out of the question then.

 

[KB824]

Everlong!!!!!!!!!!!!!\*/€#€##7/£/£\£/€/€=566765xjfcicigifdf

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[AFL_ITALIA]

Fuck stomach viruses. It's like I'm peeing through my asshole. Fuck.

 

[Valentino]

$#@! stomach viruses. It's like I'm peeing through my asshole. $#@!.

Drink water as much as you can.

Take care.

 

[.zero]

@Red I've been working on my driver for the past month. I can actually hit it straight. The slice still shows up on bad attempts but I'm curing the main problem in my game.

 

[.zero]

Fuck stomach viruses. It's like I'm peeing through my asshole. Fuck.

I haven't been this turned on since my Uber driver last night told me that he was having a slow night.
@swag

 

[ZoSo]

Those are some gay sex euphemisms I have to encounter. Do tell.

 

[Salvo]

Guess which family

Which one is ma nigga Bin laden?

 

[KB824]

We weren't very far from this location last night

 

[swag]

So was it Foo-tastic, Serg?

 

[Red]

@Red I've been working on my driver for the past month. I can actually hit it straight. The slice still shows up on bad attempts but I'm curing the main problem in my game.

Nice.

What was the problem/fix?

I haven't carried a driver in years because it did me more harm than good. Just belt my 3-wood instead.


Train ticket booked to head down to St Andrews tomorrow.

Should get on the course for about 1030.

I fancy following Mickelson for most of his round initially (he starts at 1010).

Then I'll probably try and go with the Spieth-Day pairing who are in the penultimate group, teeing off at 1420.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Which one is ma nigga Bin laden?

Blue pants, green shirt.

 

[Nzoric]

Imma do it.

20 pages report in two days. 6 pages down, four more to go tonight and then finishing it tomorrow in time for seeing a chica.

I am the master of writing papers, if only I could get a job doing that without all the fellatio required to get a phd.

 

[Martin]

no Doctor Niko?

 

[The Curr]

Guess which family

Read this http://i.imgur.com/PH6ss6z.jpg

 

[swag]

Imma do it.

20 pages report in two days. 6 pages down, four more to go tonight and then finishing it tomorrow in time for seeing a chica.

I am the master of writing papers, if only I could get a job doing that without all the fellatio required to get a phd.

Dude, DSLs won't become you. That's why I got out of the PhD gig long ago. It was either that or coming to the lab everyday with a backpack full of hammers.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/27/science/27murd.html?_r=0

 

[Hængebøffer]

Read this http://i.imgur.com/PH6ss6z.jpg

How about no.