Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
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Oh man, that looks like a heavenly selection of rum. I'm dying to try that kraken rum, I've heard great things. My sister hasn't a notion what tipple I enjoy, she bought me a bottle of JD for christmas despite the fact she's never seen me drink let alone ask for any brand of whiskey.
 
Jun 7, 2003
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@Suligol teach this $#@!er about women.
always have options. a girl should never be a priority but just an alternative to another girl. if you love a girl and admit it before she does then you are fucked. if she gets arrogant and fucks your head with her mind games then you have two options. first one : you go to gym, get a good body and fuck all the girls she knows (at least one) and show her that you never cared for her even if its not true, maybe you cared for her but fuck that she begann with the games and now you will show her that you are a JUVENTINO, born to win every kind of fucking game on this motherfucking earth. or second option: you go to plastic surgeon make your self big titties and blow job lipps and get a fucking pussy, get a whole women and fuck with her next boyfriend. i would recommend the first option.
 

Dostoevsky

Tzu
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May 27, 2007
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always have options. a girl should never be a priority but just an alternative to another girl. if you love a girl and admit it before she does then you are fucked. if she gets arrogant and fucks your head with her mind games then you have two options. first one : you go to gym, get a good body and fuck all the girls she knows (at least one) and show her that you never cared for her even if its not true, maybe you cared for her but fuck that she begann with the games and now you will show her that you are a JUVENTINO, born to win every kind of fucking game on this motherfucking earth. or second option: you go to plastic surgeon make your self big titties and blow job lipps and get a fucking pussy, get a whole women and fuck with her next boyfriend. i would recommend the first option.
:lol:

And bold part is totally true.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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always have options. a girl should never be a priority but just an alternative to another girl. if you love a girl and admit it before she does then you are fucked. if she gets arrogant and fucks your head with her mind games then you have two options. first one : you go to gym, get a good body and fuck all the girls she knows (at least one) and show her that you never cared for her even if its not true, maybe you cared for her but fuck that she begann with the games and now you will show her that you are a JUVENTINO, born to win every kind of fucking game on this motherfucking earth. or second option: you go to plastic surgeon make your self big titties and blow job lipps and get a fucking pussy, get a whole women and fuck with her next boyfriend. i would recommend the first option.

:D you're way too cool to be austrian
 

Hængebøffer

Senior Member
Jun 4, 2009
25,185
always have options. a girl should never be a priority but just an alternative to another girl. if you love a girl and admit it before she does then you are fucked. if she gets arrogant and fucks your head with her mind games then you have two options. first one : you go to gym, get a good body and fuck all the girls she knows (at least one) and show her that you never cared for her even if its not true, maybe you cared for her but fuck that she begann with the games and now you will show her that you are a JUVENTINO, born to win every kind of fucking game on this motherfucking earth. or second option: you go to plastic surgeon make your self big titties and blow job lipps and get a fucking pussy, get a whole women and fuck with her next boyfriend. i would recommend the first option.
I fucking love you!

Edit - And you're right.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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A little belated, but would anyone like to see my new Tuz Christmas 'sing-a-long' vid?
Are you wearing pants?

Oh man, that looks like a heavenly selection of rum. I'm dying to try that kraken rum, I've heard great things.
Not a fan.

Though it's true that when things call for rum, I'm generally more of a cachaça guy myself. Must be the Brazilian trannies I hang out with.

:D you're way too cool to be austrian
:lol:

I thought the same, really.
 

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