True story from work today,
So I work in a meat department at a grocery store for my part time job, and I was putting out some steaks on the counters and an unbelievably hot mom walks by with her daughter. Yoga pants, long dark hair and she looked like Eva Mendes. Anyways, her little 5 or 6 year old daughter is walking behind her but I notice the kid is licking the counters and glass display. Yes, licking. I didnt say anything and then she did it again and the mom saw her, so he hot mom goes "Stefanie that's disgusting dont do that!" Obviously the kid does it again and the milf yells even louder and says "Stefanie stop it I said!!" So as she has made her way around the isle, she is closer to me and the little girl licks it again, so the mom yells "Stefania!! That's it we're leaving" And as the mom walks past me while dragging her daughter by the hand, she mumbles to herself "Jeez, you're just like your father, you like to lick everything"....
Made my day.