What Are You Doing Right Now? (126 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Tried to fuck some random girl...dick didn't fit in. Nice experience.

THAT'S RAPIST!

 

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[RAMI-N]

Yo.

Yo Yo

 

[Nzoric]

Tried to fuck some random girl...dick didn't fit in. Nice experience.

push harder, blood is practically lube

 

[Kate]

That's disgusting.

 

[Preet]

very disgusting

sup guys?

 

[Lilith]

Signs of humanity splitting into different species: evolutionary selective breading .

@Kate yay! You're back!

Hey Preet.

 

[Kate]

I am! And back in the gym for the first time in a week, it was painful

 

[Lilith]

I am! And back in the gym for the first time in a week, it was painful

Now there is a place that I haven't seen in a while. Glad to have you back though.

 

[Kate]

Now there is a place that I haven't seen in a while. Glad to have you back though.

It's nice to be back, love

 

[Lapa]

Signs of humanity splitting into different species: evolutionary selective breading .

Say what?

THAT'S RAPIST!

Yes, the girl tried to rape me but was too tight. Better luck next time.

push harder, blood is practically lube

Dude, my dick is already hurt. If I would have pushed harder I wouldn't have a dick anymore whatsoever.

 

[dann10]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

 

[Martin]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

A lot of weird things seem to happen to you. Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

 

[Lapa]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

A lot of weird things seem to happen to you. Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

 

[dann10]

A lot of weird things seem to happen to you. Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

I probably am

 

[Lilith]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

That actually sounds kinda cool. I wouldn't mind trying it, could I do an actual cartwheel. Maybe not in Trinidad but maybe in another country where they actually obey the law and I don't have a 99.9993% chance of becoming a road fatality statistic.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm drunk! :burke:

 

[Lapa]

I'm drunk! :burke:

BEERBUDDY!!!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

BEERBUDDY!!!

I had a couple of pints of Hoegaarden followed by whiskey! :burke:

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Say what?



Yes, the girl tried to $#@! me but was too tight. Better luck next time.



Dude, my $#@! is already hurt. If I would have pushed harder I wouldn't have a $#@! anymore whatsoever.

Dude you make it sound like you were trying to do a tin can or something How the hell did you give up?

I'm drunk! :burke:

Drunk on what D? Call some girl right now! DO IT!

 

[swag]

True story from work today,

So I work in a meat department at a grocery store for my part time job, and I was putting out some steaks on the counters and an unbelievably hot mom walks by with her daughter. Yoga pants, long dark hair and she looked like Eva Mendes. Anyways, her little 5 or 6 year old daughter is walking behind her but I notice the kid is licking the counters and glass display. Yes, licking. I didnt say anything and then she did it again and the mom saw her, so he hot mom goes "Stefanie that's disgusting dont do that!" Obviously the kid does it again and the milf yells even louder and says "Stefanie stop it I said!!" So as she has made her way around the isle, she is closer to me and the little girl licks it again, so the mom yells "Stefania!! That's it we're leaving" And as the mom walks past me while dragging her daughter by the hand, she mumbles to herself "Jeez, you're just like your father, you like to lick everything"....

Made my day.

Nice. Though you had me at "I work in a meat department".

Like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat...

Word, what up, Gregger?

Blessed this occasion be to entertain a visit from the Burkester! Things are going alright, how are you? How's life in the world's next massive financial bubble?

Eating some fine Portuguese chicken.

I'm curious as to what this means around the world. (I am on my Amauri-like waiting list for my Portuguese citizenship and all.) There's a lot of pork chops in Australia, as in Canada. Does Portuguese chicken mean piri piri to you? Or is it more Mozambican -- a la Nandos?

Tried to fuck some random girl...dick didn't fit in. Nice experience.

Did you find 33 Chilean miners stuck down there?

downloading 'el camino' - black keys. I've been meaning to get into them for a while, is it worth it?

S'alright. They made a nice cameo appearance in the courtroom as hipster douches on an episode of Workaholics this season. Can't be all bad.

Home! It's nice.

Welcome back!

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

Was it Richard Simmons?