What Are You Doing Right Now? (149 Viewers)

[Ford Prefect]

Tried to fuck some random girl...dick didn't fit in. Nice experience.

Signs of humanity splitting into different species: evolutionary selective breading .

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Tried to fuck some random girl...dick didn't fit in. Nice experience.

THAT'S RAPIST!

 

[RAMI-N]

Yo.

Yo Yo

 

[Nzoric]

Tried to fuck some random girl...dick didn't fit in. Nice experience.

push harder, blood is practically lube

 

[Kate]

That's disgusting.

 

[Preet]

very disgusting

sup guys?

 

[Lilith]

Signs of humanity splitting into different species: evolutionary selective breading .

@Kate yay! You're back!

Hey Preet.

 

[Kate]

I am! And back in the gym for the first time in a week, it was painful

 

[Lilith]

I am! And back in the gym for the first time in a week, it was painful

Now there is a place that I haven't seen in a while. Glad to have you back though.

 

[Kate]

Now there is a place that I haven't seen in a while. Glad to have you back though.

It's nice to be back, love

 

[Lapa]

Signs of humanity splitting into different species: evolutionary selective breading .

Say what?

THAT'S RAPIST!

Yes, the girl tried to rape me but was too tight. Better luck next time.

push harder, blood is practically lube

Dude, my dick is already hurt. If I would have pushed harder I wouldn't have a dick anymore whatsoever.

 

[dann10]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

 

[Martin]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

A lot of weird things seem to happen to you. Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

 

[Lapa]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

A lot of weird things seem to happen to you. Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

 

[dann10]

A lot of weird things seem to happen to you. Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

I probably am

 

[Lilith]

I was just stopped at a red light and a pedestrian was crossing the street. But he was doing cart-wheels instead of just normally walking. Some people are just weird

That actually sounds kinda cool. I wouldn't mind trying it, could I do an actual cartwheel. Maybe not in Trinidad but maybe in another country where they actually obey the law and I don't have a 99.9993% chance of becoming a road fatality statistic.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm drunk! :burke:

 

[Lapa]

I'm drunk! :burke:

BEERBUDDY!!!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

BEERBUDDY!!!

I had a couple of pints of Hoegaarden followed by whiskey! :burke:

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Say what?



Yes, the girl tried to $#@! me but was too tight. Better luck next time.



Dude, my $#@! is already hurt. If I would have pushed harder I wouldn't have a $#@! anymore whatsoever.

Dude you make it sound like you were trying to do a tin can or something How the hell did you give up?

I'm drunk! :burke:

Drunk on what D? Call some girl right now! DO IT!