What Are You Doing Right Now? (126 Viewers)

[Lapa]

I had a couple of pints of Hoegaarden followed by whiskey! :burke:

I have been drinking ever since yesterday morning...need to work tomorrow, doesn't sound good.

EDIT: Actually I started Friday...but haven't slept since yesterday.

Dude you make it sound like you were trying to do a tin can or something How the hell did you give up?



Drunk on what D? Call some girl right now! DO IT!

Dude, I was so wasted. I even bought another cabin (I was in a boat) to have sex since my friends were sleeping at my cabin. Then I did all the tricks I could, made her come few times. BUT IT JUST DIDN'T FIT IN. What should have I done, buy a driller and make her hole bigger?

 

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[Bezzy]

I have been drinking ever since yesterday morning...need to work tomorrow, doesn't sound good.

EDIT: Actually I started Friday...but haven't slept since yesterday.



Dude, I was so wasted. I even bought another cabin (I was in a boat) to have sex since my friends were sleeping at my cabin. Then I did all the tricks I could, made her come few times. BUT IT JUST DIDN'T FIT IN. What should have I done, buy a driller and make her hole bigger?

sorry lapa I can't stop laughing about your dick

 

[Lapa]

sorry lapa I can't stop laughing about your dick

And by the way, I didn't use a condom (I still have never done that). The girl said she was on pills, I so hope she was talking the truth.

 

[Bezzy]

And by the way, I didn't use a condom (I still have never done that). The girl said she was on pills, I so hope she was talking the truth.

I am just not sure if your fishes found her eggs

otherwise in 9 months we will see this

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I have been drinking ever since yesterday morning...need to work tomorrow, doesn't sound good.

EDIT: Actually I started Friday...but haven't slept since yesterday.



Dude, I was so wasted. I even bought another cabin (I was in a boat) to have sex since my friends were sleeping at my cabin. Then I did all the tricks I could, made her come few times. BUT IT JUST DIDN'T FIT IN. What should have I done, buy a driller and make her hole bigger?

How wasted were you? Are you sure it was a girl?

 

[Bezzy]

How wasted were you? Are you sure it was a girl?

I doubted that also already

 

[Lapa]

It was a girl....or a guy with no dick at all. This will haunt me forever.

And Woodpecker, I was so drunk that I actually bought a new cabin.

---------- Post added 05.08.2012 at 21:32 ----------

God damn I have lost my voice too...what have I done?

 

[Bezzy]

It was a girl....or a guy with no dick at all. This will haunt me forever.

And Woodpecker, I was so drunk that I actually bought a new cabin.

---------- Post added 05.08.2012 at 21:32 ----------

God damn I have lost my voice too...what have I done?

 

[Kate]

And by the way, I didn't use a condom (I still have never done that). The girl said she was on pills, I so hope she was talking the truth.

Seriously? Disease doesn't worry you at all?

 

[Lapa]

Seriously? Disease doesn't worry you at all?

Yea I know. But I'm plain stupid when I'm drunk. But normally I'm more worried about the babies.

And seriously, I have never used a condom....sounds kinda weird I know.

 

[Klin]

sorry lapa I can't stop laughing about your dick

I am just not sure if your fishes found her eggs

You're gonna kill me some day, Janna.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Yea I know. But I'm plain stupid when I'm drunk. But normally I'm more worried about the babies.

And seriously, I have never used a condom....sounds kinda weird I know.

Be careful man, diseases are very much real and some of them fatal. Im surprised that youve NEVER used a condom When was the last time you got a check up?

Ive never not used a condom when drunk or one a one night stand, and there were times when i didnt have one and hated my life! Only times i dont use a condom is when the girl's my girl and i know she's not doing anyone else.

 

[Bezzy]

Yea I know. But I'm plain stupid when I'm drunk. But normally I'm more worried about the babies.

And seriously, I have never used a condom....sounds kinda weird I know.

I have the same when I have sex with a dude I just met. I am just worried about not having babies and then I think all the time did I took my pills or not
but I do let the guy use a condom.


---------- Post added 05.08.2012 at 21:40 ----------

You're gonna kill me some day, Janna.

Sorry

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I have the same when I have sex with a dude I just met. I am just worried about not having babies and then I think all the time did I took my pills or not
but I do let the guy use a condom.

That's very kind of you Janna

 

[Klin]

That's very kind of you Janna

 

[Kate]

I'd rather have babies than AIDS...

 

[Maddy]

Yea I know. But I'm plain stupid when I'm drunk. But normally I'm more worried about the babies.

And seriously, I have never used a condom....sounds kinda weird I know.

Sounds disgusting to be honest. Maybe you should start researching on STD's, HIV and HPV.

If you get dick cancer, they will cut it off.

 

[Kate]

Sounds disgusting to be honest. Maybe you should start researching on STD's, HIV and HPV.

If you get dick cancer, they will cut it off.

Exactly, not to mention you could be giving things to the women that can cause infertility and tend to lie low until it's too late.

 

[swag]

Yea I know. But I'm plain stupid when I'm drunk. But normally I'm more worried about the babies.

And seriously, I have never used a condom....sounds kinda weird I know.

Damn. You're like the Maltese petri dish.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just got bored of it, and I wanted to do something better with my life.

Move out of India.