dann10

Ho visto Del Piero
Aug 26, 2008
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True story from work today,

So I work in a meat department at a grocery store for my part time job, and I was putting out some steaks on the counters and an unbelievably hot mom walks by with her daughter. Yoga pants, long dark hair and she looked like Eva Mendes. Anyways, her little 5 or 6 year old daughter is walking behind her but I notice the kid is licking the counters and glass display. Yes, licking. I didnt say anything and then she did it again and the mom saw her, so he hot mom goes "Stefanie that's disgusting dont do that!" Obviously the kid does it again and the milf yells even louder and says "Stefanie stop it I said!!" So as she has made her way around the isle, she is closer to me and the little girl licks it again, so the mom yells "Stefania!! That's it we're leaving" And as the mom walks past me while dragging her daughter by the hand, she mumbles to herself "Jeez, you're just like your father, you like to lick everything".... :shifty:

Made my day.
 
Apr 15, 2006
56,640
True story from work today,

So I work in a meat department at a grocery store for my part time job, and I was putting out some steaks on the counters and an unbelievably hot mom walks by with her daughter. Yoga pants, long dark hair and she looked like Eva Mendes. Anyways, her little 5 or 6 year old daughter is walking behind her but I notice the kid is licking the counters and glass display. Yes, licking. I didnt say anything and then she did it again and the mom saw her, so he hot mom goes "Stefanie that's disgusting dont do that!" Obviously the kid does it again and the milf yells even louder and says "Stefanie stop it I said!!" So as she has made her way around the isle, she is closer to me and the little girl licks it again, so the mom yells "Stefania!! That's it we're leaving" And as the mom walks past me while dragging her daughter by the hand, she mumbles to herself "Jeez, you're just like your father, you like to lick everything".... :shifty:

Made my day.
:lol:
 
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Apr 12, 2004
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    No you're not. You're firing your employer.
    Word, what up, Gregger?
    True. I started too the other day and they were like "we can work something out" which mean "get someone to switch with you" so now I'm firing them with two days notice.
    Why are you leaving? What are you going to do next?
    True story from work today,

    So I work in a meat department at a grocery store for my part time job, and I was putting out some steaks on the counters and an unbelievably hot mom walks by with her daughter. Yoga pants, long dark hair and she looked like Eva Mendes. Anyways, her little 5 or 6 year old daughter is walking behind her but I notice the kid is licking the counters and glass display. Yes, licking. I didnt say anything and then she did it again and the mom saw her, so he hot mom goes "Stefanie that's disgusting dont do that!" Obviously the kid does it again and the milf yells even louder and says "Stefanie stop it I said!!" So as she has made her way around the isle, she is closer to me and the little girl licks it again, so the mom yells "Stefania!! That's it we're leaving" And as the mom walks past me while dragging her daughter by the hand, she mumbles to herself "Jeez, you're just like your father, you like to lick everything".... :shifty:

    Made my day.
    Word up, pops, I say.
    Why is that?
     

    Nzoric

    Grazie Mirko
    Jan 16, 2011
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    having a good time?
    yeah, it's good to see my grandma again, i really missed her :D . Couldn't go out and do anything yesterday because: 1, the heat is unbearable and 2. austrian airlines misplaced my bagage so i had to wear my grandmothers housegown all day yesterday lol.

    Hows it hanging in the NL ?
     

    Martin

    Senior Member
    Dec 31, 2000
    56,913
    yeah, it's good to see my grandma again, i really missed her :D . Couldn't go out and do anything yesterday because: 1, the heat is unbearable and 2. austrian airlines misplaced my bagage so i had to wear my grandmothers housegown all day yesterday lol.

    Hows it hanging in the NL ?
    any pictures?

    same old pretty much. was gonna go to Brussels again yesterday, trains were screwed up so I didn't.
     

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