What Are You Doing Right Now? (201 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

When my bro gets his child eventually I'm getting coke, alcohol, trubace and a 2 guns.

---------- Post added 25.02.2012 at 00:22 ----------

whagwaan people? I decided to learn how to cook polish tonight by making pierogi, fucking delicious

You just try so much to impress. You totally deserve a vagina on the first night.

 

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[ALC]

What do you need the guns for?

 

[Dostoevsky]

What do you need the guns for?

Shoot the gypsies for the annoying music.

 

[IliveForJuve]

And the coke to act like Tony Montana.

 

[JuveJay]

The fuck, my font has got bigger just on this forum? Didn't even touch it, guv'nor.

---------- Post added 24.02.2012 at 23:26 ----------

Ah remember ctrl 0, things be funny.

 

[Itztli]

Shoot the gypsies for the annoying music.

Whoa, we are not shooting the gypsies. I need their music & tears.

 

[Ford Prefect]

When my bro gets his child eventually I'm getting coke, alcohol, trubace and a 2 guns.

---------- Post added 25.02.2012 at 00:22 ----------



You just try so much to impress. You totally deserve a vagina on the first night.

Back in the UK so its just for my enjoyment. Also I dont try to impress, I just impress .

 

[JuveJay]

Whoa, we are not shooting the gypsies. I need their music & tears.

You'll never get this!

 

[X Æ A-12]

It's illegal to sell the child for less than 0.5kg uncut Cocaine.

That's funny. You can get a hispanic orphan for free in America.

 

[swag]

None of this would happen if you did anal

With a llama.

One less Albanian will be his reply.

You're rolling today. Must be the new nic.

 

[Nzoric]

That's funny. You can get a hispanic orphan for free in America.

I wonder if they have them sorted in packages though. "The full package: Cooking, Cleaning, Babysitting & Drug Muling" or "Hispania lite: Cooking" ?

---------- Post added 25.02.2012 at 00:33 ----------

You're rolling today. Must be the new nic.

And yet you haven't + repped me once. I'm starting to wonder if you're just letting me on with the smileys. I aspire to genuinely amuse the man with the jokes that I don't get

 

[swag]

Don't forget lawnmowing. A very popular edition.

 

[Gabriel]

Greg does not believe in the rep system, you'd die trying to get a rep from him.

 

[Nzoric]

Don't forget lawnmowing. A very popular edition.

Lawnmowing is like the discount box, all the goods they couldn't move originally just get a rake and a sombrero.

---------- Post added 25.02.2012 at 00:38 ----------

Greg does not believe in the rep system, you'd die trying to get a rep from him.

With all my funnies, he has to give at some point.

 

[Dostoevsky]

And yet you haven't + repped me once. I'm starting to wonder if you're just letting me on with the smileys. I aspire to genuinely amuse the man with the jokes that I don't get

You know what, I have like 9500 rep points and I think zero is from Greg.

 

[Nzoric]

What a sick puppy he is.

 

[Gabriel]

Oh and I downloaded an app for my cellphone today (some app with sinonims that described gays and lesbians as freaks and neggars as glorified slaves) but it was deleted.

 

[swag]

I just repped some loose.

Man, it smells in here...

 

[JuveJay]

I always forget to rep people. Either that or I am difficult to impress.

 

[Gabriel]

I find it not really worth the hassle nowadays.

If you want reps go post a pic in the dp thread.