What Are You Doing Right Now? (321 Viewers)

[ALC]

What do you need the guns for?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Dostoevsky]

What do you need the guns for?

Shoot the gypsies for the annoying music.

 

[IliveForJuve]

And the coke to act like Tony Montana.

 

[JuveJay]

The fuck, my font has got bigger just on this forum? Didn't even touch it, guv'nor.

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Ah remember ctrl 0, things be funny.

 

[Itztli]

Shoot the gypsies for the annoying music.

Whoa, we are not shooting the gypsies. I need their music & tears.

 

[Ford Prefect]

When my bro gets his child eventually I'm getting coke, alcohol, trubace and a 2 guns.

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You just try so much to impress. You totally deserve a vagina on the first night.

Back in the UK so its just for my enjoyment. Also I dont try to impress, I just impress .

 

[JuveJay]

Whoa, we are not shooting the gypsies. I need their music & tears.

You'll never get this!

 

[X Æ A-12]

It's illegal to sell the child for less than 0.5kg uncut Cocaine.

That's funny. You can get a hispanic orphan for free in America.

 

[swag]

None of this would happen if you did anal

With a llama.

One less Albanian will be his reply.

You're rolling today. Must be the new nic.

 

[Nzoric]

That's funny. You can get a hispanic orphan for free in America.

I wonder if they have them sorted in packages though. "The full package: Cooking, Cleaning, Babysitting & Drug Muling" or "Hispania lite: Cooking" ?

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You're rolling today. Must be the new nic.

And yet you haven't + repped me once. I'm starting to wonder if you're just letting me on with the smileys. I aspire to genuinely amuse the man with the jokes that I don't get

 

[swag]

Don't forget lawnmowing. A very popular edition.

 

[Gabriel]

Greg does not believe in the rep system, you'd die trying to get a rep from him.

 

[Nzoric]

Don't forget lawnmowing. A very popular edition.

Lawnmowing is like the discount box, all the goods they couldn't move originally just get a rake and a sombrero.

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Greg does not believe in the rep system, you'd die trying to get a rep from him.

With all my funnies, he has to give at some point.

 

[Dostoevsky]

And yet you haven't + repped me once. I'm starting to wonder if you're just letting me on with the smileys. I aspire to genuinely amuse the man with the jokes that I don't get

You know what, I have like 9500 rep points and I think zero is from Greg.

 

[Nzoric]

What a sick puppy he is.

 

[Gabriel]

Oh and I downloaded an app for my cellphone today (some app with sinonims that described gays and lesbians as freaks and neggars as glorified slaves) but it was deleted.

 

[swag]

I just repped some loose.

Man, it smells in here...

 

[JuveJay]

I always forget to rep people. Either that or I am difficult to impress.

 

[Gabriel]

I find it not really worth the hassle nowadays.

If you want reps go post a pic in the dp thread.

 

[swag]

Oh and I downloaded an app for my cellphone today (some app with sinonims that described gays and lesbians as freaks and neggars as glorified slaves) but it was deleted.

The Partido Conservador Colombiano is now making mobile apps?