What Are You Doing Right Now? (321 Viewers)

[ALC]

Shoot the gypsies for the annoying music.

Lol! I hate that shit!!!

 

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[Gabriel]

The Partido Conservador Colombiano is now making mobile apps?

It was made by spaniards, fucking spaniards.

 

[Nzoric]

Dule, the best trubaci are gypsies.

 

[swag]

It was made by spaniards, fucking spaniards.

They can't pronounce Spanish for shit anyway.

 

[ALC]

Oh shit, I totally forgot weddings over there have to end with a gunshot. Every wedding I've been to has been the same. And the drunk cab drivers.

 

[Nzoric]

Oh shit, I totally forgot weddings over there have to end with a gunshot. Every wedding I've been to has been the same. And the drunk cab drivers.

Bitch, please. When my cousin got married in Montenegro his father (my uncle) started off the party by emptying his AK into the air. The sheep got so scared they all shat bricks, it smelled so bad during the outdoor reception

 

[ALC]

Bitch, please. When my cousin got married in Montenegro his father (my uncle) started off the party by emptying his AK into the air.

That's gay.

 

[Nzoric]

It was pretty fun, got all the hill people pumped for some rakija and kolo.

 

[ALC]

Haha that's what's up. Raki is strong as shit, don't like it at all but its something you have to drink.

 

[Nzoric]

I love rakija, if it's good quality that is. My dad has some homemade peach/apple concoction which is simply to die for :lick:

edit: The ending of the sentence above is probably the most gay thing I've ever written,

 

[X Æ A-12]

Bitch, please. When my cousin got married in Montenegro his father (my uncle) started off the party by emptying his AK into the air. The sheep got so scared they all shat bricks, it smelled so bad during the outdoor reception

No shit, Aks are loud as fucking hell.

 

[ALC]

Peach/Apple? I've only tried grape. But yeah, whiskey, cognac and scotch are much better imo.

 

[Nzoric]

No shit, Aks are loud as fucking hell.

Pun intended?

And yes, that was the first time I heard one for real - instinctively took cover to the great amusement of my father and his gang.

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Peach/Apple? I've only tried grape. But yeah, whiskey, cognac and scotch are much better imo.

I ment pear, and no. Cognac might be of the same quality, but you can't really compare booze made on grass and herbs with booze made on fresh fruits. Not in terms of quality at least.

 

[Hust]

I just helped a hottie yoga girl buy her bras...32C...size small.


BLOOM!!


haters gonna hate.

 

[Nzoric]

That's what girlfriends are for.

 

[Hust]

Before that I helped a girl get 36DDs...if you don't know how big that is I suggest you google it.


:nerd:

 

[ALC]

Bloom motherfucker. That's such a great job.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Too bad they think he's a fruitcake.

 

[Hust]

Bloom motherfucker. That's such a great job.

to give you an idea, a 36DD is the same size as Pamela Anderson.

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Too bad they think he's a fruitcake.

Ask me if I care. Go ahead...I see stuff all day that you have to google search.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Ask me if I care. Go ahead...I see stuff all day that you have to google search.

Do you really help them try on?