What Are You Doing Right Now? (359 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

First of all, let's agree ILFJ is a fucking asshole and needs to get raped for lying to us.

Second of all, I was thinking of how his life would be fucked up if he had a kid at such an early age.
So don't abort me.

Oh right, he's like the gay of gays. He should be Druanalized and Osmananalized tonight.

Depends, if his parents are rich (or hers) it's like nothing to worry about. Bar crying and other stuff.

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

I can't convince her to get an abortion, or put the kid up for adoption or anything. There is nothing I can do because she's not pregnant fuckers so be happy for me.

i told you a-hole, now please in the name of all that is holy use protection and always pull out

 

[IliveForJuve]

Man, you don't how happy I was when we found out she wasn't preggo. I was gonna post it from the doc's office but this was a better idea

 

[Dostoevsky]

If you were my student I'd be disappointed. You don't know how to fertilize.

 

[Nzoric]

Has us worried for second, I should cut you.

Fate will fuck him over. Expect him to announce serious fatherhood of octuplets within a few months

 

[.zero]

One less Albanian will be his reply.

Oh right, he's like the gay of gays. He should be Druanalized and Osmananalized tonight.

Depends, if his parents are rich (or hers) it's like nothing to worry about. Bar crying and other stuff.

I'm free to lay the wood to him if needed

 

[Nzoric]

i told you a-hole, now please in the name of all that is holy use protection and always pull out

Pulling out fucking sucks.

 

[ALC]

Oh right, he's like the gay of gays. He should be Druanalized and Osmananalized tonight.

Depends, if his parents are rich (or hers) it's like nothing to worry about. Bar crying and other stuff.

True. If they're rich its whatever.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Pulling out fucking sucks.

does it suck more than having babies?

 

[IliveForJuve]

I never pull out

 

[Nzoric]

does it suck more than having babies?

Why would you have babies if you don't pull out but wear a raincoat?

Or you could be fucking sensible and get your girl on a permanent pill. Don't know if I'd tap ILFJ's girl without protection though, she's been around*

* You deserve that one, asshole.

 

[ALC]

If you have a baby, name him/her after me.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Does Bolivia have Child support laws?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Why would you have babies if you don't pull out but wear a raincoat?

Or you could be fucking sensible and get your girl on a permanent pill. Don't know if I'd tap ILFJ's girl without protection though, she's been around*

* You deserve that one, asshole.

i am giving you full proof yo dont have to rely on anyone else

 

[IliveForJuve]

If you have a baby, name him/her after me.

I would.

Does Bolivia have Child support laws?

Not really. They exist but there are ways to escape it.

 

[Nzoric]

Does Bolivia have Child support laws?

It's illegal to sell the child for less than 0.5kg uncut Cocaine.

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i am giving you full proof yo dont have to rely on anyone else

Full proof of what?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

It's illegal to sell the child for less than 0.5kg uncut Cocaine.

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Full proof of what?

full proof she wont get knocked up, c0ndom alone isnt full proof

 

[Nzoric]

Kay.

Excuse my cultural ignorance, but is Asado something people do in in Argentina or is it limited to Uruguay? I'll try making it tomorrow, could use some hints.

 

[Ford Prefect]

whagwaan people? I decided to learn how to cook polish tonight by making pierogi, fucking delicious

 

[IliveForJuve]

Kay.

Excuse my cultural ignorance, but is Asado something people do in in Argentina or is it limited to Uruguay? I'll try making it tomorrow, could use some hints.

They do it in Argentina and Uruguay. We do that here too but we don't call it Asado.