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Mar 16, 2004
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ßöмßäяðîëя;2966442 said:
Word.

Did you ever change to Juve after a couple seasons at Dortmund?
I'm in the middle of my third season, simming the matches and having you handle the press conferences. I don't even attend the trainings or matches, I call them up on the phone, tell them what to do and who to play, and they go out beating Bayern 5-0 and still love me. I'll be managing Juve with Krakovic and Sahin by the end of the day.
 
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Apr 12, 2004
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    Later.
    I'm in the middle of my third season, simming the matches and having you handle the press conferences. I don't even attend the trainings or matches, I call them up on the phone, tell them what to do and who to play, and they go out beating Bayern 5-0 and still love me. I'll be managing Juve with Krakovic and Sahin by the end of the day.
    :lol:

    Dude, you are at the Cabin calling me on the phone with instructions while E, Coach, and I all know what the plans are.

    :lol:

    Sahin and Kracker are just waiting, signing up for Italian lessons. What an inside job.
     
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    Talk about "phoning it in". :p
    The funny thing is, I could see this happening. He calls me and says, "hey, go to the press conference for the Mainz game for me..."

    "okay, um, what do I say?"

    "Tell them I'm wasted, drunk off of bad vodka with a 16 year-old prostitute. Tell them I've fucked her in the ass all night wearing a Ribery mask."

    "Okay, boss!"

    So, Mr. Burke, what's Mr. Beck up to, having missed yet another press conference?

    "Yo, to tell the truth, he's got poop dick..."
     

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