Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,122
ßöмßäяðîëя;2966451 said:
Later.


:lol:

Dude, you are at the Cabin calling me on the phone with instructions while E, Coach, and I all know what the plans are.

:lol:

Sahin and Kracker are just waiting, signing up for Italian lessons. What an inside job.
That's pretty much how it works. The only difference is that the cabin is in the Alps, not the Appalachians. I'll catch some of the match against Mainz on the heated supreme gondola while my Lebanese Italian model, who skis and loves football, serves me Paulaners. If we aren't winning 3-0 by halftime, expect a call, motherfuckers.
 

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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,122
ßöмßäяðîëя;2966459 said:
The funny thing is, I could see this happening. He calls me and says, "hey, go to the press conference for the Mainz game for me..."

"okay, um, what do I say?"

"Tell them I'm wasted, drunk off of bad vodka with a 16 year-old prostitute. Tell them I've fucked her in the ass all night wearing a Ribery mask."

"Okay, boss!"

So, Mr. Burke, what's Mr. Beck up to, having missed yet another press conference?

"Yo, to tell the truth, he's got poop dick..."
Ribery mask. :lol:
 

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