Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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ßöмßäяðîëя;2966459 said:
The funny thing is, I could see this happening. He calls me and says, "hey, go to the press conference for the Mainz game for me..."

"okay, um, what do I say?"

"Tell them I'm wasted, drunk off of bad vodka with a 16 year-old prostitute. Tell them I've fucked her in the ass all night wearing a Ribery mask."

"Okay, boss!"

So, Mr. Burke, what's Mr. Beck up to, having missed yet another press conference?

"Yo, to tell the truth, he's got poop dick..."
Ribery mask. :lol:
 

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