What Are You Doing Right Now? (293 Viewers)

[Delle Alpi]

Dude, make your signature smaller, that shit is just insane.

Done

 

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[Kate]

What does your sig say, DA?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Done

Perfect, that's actually what I was going to suggest.

 

[Delle Alpi]

What does your sig say, DA?

I love you Lebanon, I love you..the North the South the Valley Love you

Perfect, that's actually what I was going to suggest.

I hear you, the flag was a bit too much.

 

[Kate]

I love you Lebanon, I love you..the North the South the Valley Love you

Nice

 

[Delle Alpi]

Time to watch the movie "The proposal", Later ladies and gents

Nice

It's a quote from a song by a Lebanese singer

 

[Bjerknes]

Stuffed big shells for dinner. Fantastico!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You need to stuff your anus with glass so I can get circumcised.

 

[Bjerknes]

Those rights are only reserved for The Pado.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word.

Did you ever change to Juve after a couple seasons at Dortmund?

 

[Bezzy]

now i'm really going to sleep night juventuz see you all tomorrow

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Later, crazy lady.

 

[Bezzy]

Later, crazy lady.

night Burke

 

[Bjerknes]

Word.

Did you ever change to Juve after a couple seasons at Dortmund?

I'm in the middle of my third season, simming the matches and having you handle the press conferences. I don't even attend the trainings or matches, I call them up on the phone, tell them what to do and who to play, and they go out beating Bayern 5-0 and still love me. I'll be managing Juve with Krakovic and Sahin by the end of the day.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

night Burke

Later.

I'm in the middle of my third season, simming the matches and having you handle the press conferences. I don't even attend the trainings or matches, I call them up on the phone, tell them what to do and who to play, and they go out beating Bayern 5-0 and still love me. I'll be managing Juve with Krakovic and Sahin by the end of the day.

Dude, you are at the Cabin calling me on the phone with instructions while E, Coach, and I all know what the plans are.



Sahin and Kracker are just waiting, signing up for Italian lessons. What an inside job.

 

[The Curr]

Talk about "phoning it in".

 

[Kate]

Goodnight Janna

 

[Ironz]

Night J! what the hell am i still doing up?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Talk about "phoning it in".

The funny thing is, I could see this happening. He calls me and says, "hey, go to the press conference for the Mainz game for me..."

"okay, um, what do I say?"

"Tell them I'm wasted, drunk off of bad vodka with a 16 year-old prostitute. Tell them I've fucked her in the ass all night wearing a Ribery mask."

"Okay, boss!"

So, Mr. Burke, what's Mr. Beck up to, having missed yet another press conference?

"Yo, to tell the truth, he's got poop dick..."

 

[Bjerknes]

Later.




Dude, you are at the Cabin calling me on the phone with instructions while E, Coach, and I all know what the plans are.



Sahin and Kracker are just waiting, signing up for Italian lessons. What an inside job.

That's pretty much how it works. The only difference is that the cabin is in the Alps, not the Appalachians. I'll catch some of the match against Mainz on the heated supreme gondola while my Lebanese Italian model, who skis and loves football, serves me Paulaners. If we aren't winning 3-0 by halftime, expect a call, motherfuckers.