What Are You Doing Right Now? (314 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

So we just hired a new office worker. Today was her first day at work. She got frustrated because nothing that she was entering was showing up on the computer monitor. Turns out, the computer was not switched on!

What country is this?

 

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[Lapa]

So we just hired a new office worker. Today was her first day at work. She got frustrated because nothing that she was entering was showing up on the computer monitor. Turns out, the computer was not switched on!

Chauvinist!

 

[Fab Fragment]

What country is this?

US of A

 

[Lapa]

She needs a pay raise.

 

[Fab Fragment]

She needs a pay raise.

You hit the nail on the head. But, she doesn’t seem too bright either.

 

[swag]

So we just hired a new office worker. Today was her first day at work. She got frustrated because nothing that she was entering was showing up on the computer monitor. Turns out, the computer was not switched on!

So you’re saying she looks pretty hot then?

 

[U Picciriddu]

So you’re saying she looks pretty hot then?

If she's blond she's like the complete package

 

[Siamak]

pork is the best kind of meat you can have

i literally have no word

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Salmonella from vegetables as well. Hell, even water could have cholera.

clearly you have failed in biology

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Get a mad cow desise or chicken flu than...

People who eat pork are suffering from the disease called ASF.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

clearly you have failed in biology

https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/communication/salmonella-food.html
https://www.cdc.gov/cholera/general/index.html

 

[lgorTudor]

pork
i don't want get swine flu. Personally, I prefer not to eat a Disgusting and nasty food like pork.

Ciao Siamak, you're missing out

 

[Ronn]

So we just hired a new office worker. Today was her first day at work. She got frustrated because nothing that she was entering was showing up on the computer monitor. Turns out, the computer was not switched on!

Sounds like it’s going to be a bumpy ride

 

[DAiDEViL]

Ciao Siamak, you're missing out

This looks like the shit my parents are eating when they pretend they are italians.

 

[Siamak]

Ciao Siamak, you're missing out

pork?

 

[lgorTudor]

Sounds like it’s going to be a bumpy ride

why

is she fat

This looks like the shit my parents are eating when they pretend they are italians.

I know, I know

add ze 7€ REWE Chianti

 

[DAiDEViL]

why
I know, I know

It intensifies after every Gardasee Urlaub.

 

[lgorTudor]

It intensifies after every Gardasee Urlaub.

12 wheels of cheese in the fridge and salami stuffed into the spaces inbetween. Back of the the car dragging 0.00001 mm above ze autobahn on the way home.

Spoiler

I steal half of it tho

 

[Fab Fragment]

If she's blond she's like the complete package

Sounds like it’s going to be a bumpy ride

So you’re saying she looks pretty hot then?

Unfortunately, not hot and is dumb as a rock.
Her other new partner looked at me as if I had asked her to design a rocket when I asked her to fax some papers over.

 

[ALC]

You guys need to try pork belly

 

[s4tch]

You guys need to try pork belly

brilliant food when prepared well. we eat that too. i have a friend whose father used to cook it for 12 hours lol

 

[DAiDEViL]

Unfortunately, not hot and is dumb as a rock.
Her other new partner looked at me as if I had asked her to design a rocket when I asked her to fax some papers over.

Dumb and not even hot? How did she get the job?