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Sep 4, 2006
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So I don't know why LinkedIn is now recommending a lot of Chinese women as connections. And by the looks of some of them, I half wonder if someone must have grabbed my phone and sent invites to Chinese hookers. I mean, look at some of this:

Eileen Fu
Bangai adult products co. LTD - Sales manager
https://www.linkedin.com/in/eileen-fu-426a05185/

Talk about plastic surgery...

Or...

张雪
总经理
https://www.linkedin.com/in/雪-张-043474137/

What kind of Mongolian General Manager takes business profile photos of herself wearing a bra?

Lin Lina (nana)
Florist-boss
https://www.linkedin.com/in/丽娜-林-975707178/

As if Lin Lana Nana is her real name. "Florist-boss"? :D Oh, that's what they call it over there.

And this one just gets extra credit for her mis-Anglicized job title:

zhou Olivia
Head haunter
https://www.linkedin.com/in/zhou-olivia-02898139/
I frequently meet with a group of reps from a Chinese vendor. Its two guys and two very good looking young ladies.

The two guys wear cheap proletariat looking clothes and don't even comb their hair. They do all the talking.

The two women are very well dressed (business but sexy) made up, hair done. They never speak, just greet us then sit there and smile.
 

Hust

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Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,702
Looks great. What are you future plans for it?
Place to have dinner when its cool enough and grow my vegetables and some citrus plants as well. Going to try to grow in Winter, I have power outlets in there so I will try to install a small space heater to keep the temp cool at night.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
I frequently meet with a group of reps from a Chinese vendor. Its two guys and two very good looking young ladies.

The two guys wear cheap proletariat looking clothes and don't even comb their hair. They do all the talking.

The two women are very well dressed (business but sexy) made up, hair done. They never speak, just greet us then sit there and smile.
They probably wear matching lipstick and synchronize their demure giggles at all of those slobs' jokes too.

Awww, you've made your own migrant detention camp. So cool. :D
 

Wings

Banter era connoiseur
Contributor
Jul 15, 2002
21,544
At what point do you consider yourself able to say that you know a language? When you could have a casual conversation on the street? After a certain word count?
If you can read and understand an article in the newspaper, understand the news on TV, get through a doctor's visit, do some shopping at the supermarket and can chat up a girl then you are good to go.
 

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