What Are You Doing Right Now? (326 Viewers)

[Maddy]

I always go for the blue ones.

That's how I like my midget trannies.

Ugh, just hurt my asshole taking a shit.

Correlation does not imply causation, but in this case..

 

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[Seven]

So I'm driving back from Court this morning and Unfaithful from Rihanna comes on. What-the-fuck-is-this-shit? It's a bad song. And I can live with that. There have always been lots of bad songs on the radio. But this is narcissistic poison. Has anyone proofread those lyrics? Do people listening pay attention to what she's saying? Just how much of a self obsessed cunt do you have to be to come up with those lyrics?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

So I'm driving back from Court this morning and Unfaithful from Rihanna comes on. What-the-fuck-is-this-shit? It's a bad song. And I can live with that. There have always been lots of bad songs on the radio. But this is narcissistic poison. Has anyone proofread those lyrics? Do people listening pay attention to what she's saying? Just how much of a self obsessed cunt do you have to be to come up with those lyrics?

Not exposed to much popular contemporary music?

 

[Seven]

Not exposed to much popular contemporary music?

I guess not. I didn't know this was now considered acceptable.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I guess not. I didn't know this was now considered acceptable.

Yup, it's mostly all like that

 

[DAiDEViL]

Why listen to Radio music anyway?

 

[Seven]

Why listen to Radio music anyway?

Because I'm lazy.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Ugh, just hurt my asshole taking a shit.

Sounds like the beginning of hemorrhoids, fam.

 

[swag]

You should always stretch it out before giving it a good working

Whether rectums or Lycra pants

 

[lgorTudor]

So I'm driving back from Court this morning and Unfaithful from Rihanna comes on. What-the-fuck-is-this-shit? It's a bad song. And I can live with that. There have always been lots of bad songs on the radio. But this is narcissistic poison. Has anyone proofread those lyrics? Do people listening pay attention to what she's saying? Just how much of a self obsessed cunt do you have to be to come up with those lyrics?

the song is catchy

 

[ALC]

So I'm driving back from Court this morning and Unfaithful from Rihanna comes on. What-the-fuck-is-this-shit? It's a bad song. And I can live with that. There have always been lots of bad songs on the radio. But this is narcissistic poison. Has anyone proofread those lyrics? Do people listening pay attention to what she's saying? Just how much of a self obsessed cunt do you have to be to come up with those lyrics?

Does it hurt you inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy

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Sounds like the beginning of hemorrhoids, fam.

How do I make it stop, fam?

 

[X Æ A-12]

So I'm driving back from Court this morning and Unfaithful from Rihanna comes on. What-the-fuck-is-this-shit? It's a bad song. And I can live with that. There have always been lots of bad songs on the radio. But this is narcissistic poison. Has anyone proofread those lyrics? Do people listening pay attention to what she's saying? Just how much of a self obsessed cunt do you have to be to come up with those lyrics?

Chris brown did nothing wrong

 

[IliveForJuve]

Does it hurt you inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy

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How do I make it stop, fam?

Avoid carbs and eat more veggies. Also go to the bathroom more often. If you hold your turds they become hard and hurt your asshole.

Also, don't spend more than 3 minutes on toilet, sitting on it for too long destroys your asshole.

Next time you're in the shower check your butthole. External hemorrhoids can be felt.

Edit: don't wear jeans or boxers that squeeze your butt cheeks together.

 

[Osman]

Culo guru has spoken, and so shall it be.

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[ALC]

Avoid carbs and eat more veggies. Also go to the bathroom more often. If you hold your turds they become hard and hurt your asshole.

Also, don't spend more than 3 minutes on toilet, sitting on it for too long destroys your asshole.

Next time you're in the shower check your butthole. External hemorrhoids can be felt.

Edit: don't wear jeans or boxers that squeeze your butt cheeks together.

Fuck, I spend way more than three minutes because i fuck around on my phone.

 

[JuveJay]

I think he means don't spend 3 minutes in the act of doing it. Sitting down for 3 minutes isn't going to do it.

I'll remember to take my stopwatch next time I go.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Fuck, I spend way more than three minutes because i fuck around on my phone.

Well, actually my doctor said 5 minutes but I like to be careful about it.

Still, it's easy to spend 10 to 15 minutes on the toilet when you're on your phone.

I think he means don't spend 3 minutes in the act of doing it. Sitting down for 3 minutes isn't going to do it.

I'll remember to take my stopwatch next time I go.

When my doc told me this, I think he meant just sitting on it for a prolonged time is bad for your ass.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I love these conversations.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I love these conversations.

 

[Klovn]

I love these conversations.