KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,699
That's another game. All I need is a new lady friend and life will be great.
You don't need a lady friend. You need a lady "short term acquaintance", usually not lasting more than 12-18 hours. Sort of like the lifespan of a mosquito.

And the more "acquaintances" the better. You're still young. For now.

May the wisdom that I impart upon you assist you in your life's travels.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,254
You don't need a lady friend. You need a lady "short term acquaintance", usually not lasting more than 12-18 hours. Sort of like the lifespan of a mosquito.

And the more "acquaintances" the better. You're still young. For now.

May the wisdom that I impart upon you assist you in your life's travels.
True, and I do run through my share of chicken heads. But I do miss having someone to do things with, especially on the weekends.

Though last weekend I did break my Tinder record with two out of towners and one repeat customer.

Oh and consider me signed up for classes.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
83,515
I'm naked sitting in warm water with chamomile as I type this post. Damn hemorrhoids.
Doughboy helmet tea is da best.

Heidi Watney is the only reason why I can sit through Cubs-Padres highlights.


And I am not ashamed to admit it

Batter Up
Domestic abuse is not something to be proud of.

3 hours until I get to go pump iron. Funny how I never cared about the gym, now it is my favorite part of the day.
Rhoid Rage is all that.

Hunt pokemons is code for stalking underage girls?��
Should be. Or at least an excuse for raiding their underwear drawers in the houses of strangers.

You don't need a lady friend. You need a lady "short term acquaintance", usually not lasting more than 12-18 hours. Sort of like the lifespan of a mosquito.

And the more "acquaintances" the better. You're still young. For now.

May the wisdom that I impart upon you assist you in your life's travels.
Sergio should charge you $20 for that. Heed it. :D
 

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