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the secret diary of don juan capello (4 Viewers)
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fantastic stuff Bozi int:
Hey Bozi, I joined ur campaign for MOD!!! dont u think u should add my name to you sig?!!!
int:Hey Bozi, I joined ur campaign for MOD!!! dont u think u should add my name to you sig?!!!
of course rehan i know you are a true soldier...also michael cutajar is also...he took it hard in the anus for the boys
only joking michael, glad you took it in good jest
Episode 43
Alex has been having a bad dream he wakes suddenly to hear a lot of shouting and screaaming from the barracks where all the troops reside. disturbed he rushes through to find all the troops sitting drinking beer and watching the news on TV
TV-"breaking news- we have been following the latest develpoments in madrid where a kind of terror attack has taken place. a giant piss baloon was fired at the bernabeu stadium, we are not sure yet if there are any fatalities but we do know that first team coach fabio capello has gotten out alive. in fact we can talk to him now"
Reporter-"well mr capello can you talk me through what happened?"
Fabby-"well we were having a rather punishing training session. the sweat was glistening off the players bodies like stallions in the spanish sun, when all of a sudden we seen this giant baloon heading for us"
reporter-"the piss baloon"
Fabby-"no you shithole smasher,the hindenburg....anyway all of a sudden we were awash wish urine, just like in my old days in rome when emerson,panucci and me would share a golden shower. i was panicking but then we all boarded ronaldo, he was like a giant life raft in a sea of piss"
Reporter-"so you all made it?"
Fabby-"well all but ronnie,every time he tried to breathe he nearly knocked one of us in. we are actively trying to revive him by waving a big mac and fries under his nose"
Reporter-"well there you have it, Real madrid,drownings and a shock admission of homo-erotic facials......back to the studio"
Back in turin the boys erupt in glory...however alex is not happy
Alex-"oh my god,what have you guys done?"
Pado-"sir the first rule of project menace is dont ask questions sir, the second is do anything to screw fabby over"
Alex-" i am aware of the rules, but a man may have lost his life there"
Rab-"can i talk to you in private?"
alex and rab go into another room
Rab-"dont be mad, they were simply following orders...our orders"
Alex-" but i didnt imagine anyone would get hurt,first lippi,now macdonalds will need a new hamburglar"
Rab-"that fat cunt will pull through dont worry, he will die on the shitter like elvis. what is wrong, you seem tired"
Alex-"i need guidance,man i feel like i havent slept in weeks. this is all getting on top of me"
is alex about to snap?will fat ronnie make a miraculous recovery or will they ahve to add a McChicken nuggets to the deal to revive him? will fabby reveal more of his shady sex fetishes to the press? stay tuned for more
Alex has been having a bad dream he wakes suddenly to hear a lot of shouting and screaaming from the barracks where all the troops reside. disturbed he rushes through to find all the troops sitting drinking beer and watching the news on TV
TV-"breaking news- we have been following the latest develpoments in madrid where a kind of terror attack has taken place. a giant piss baloon was fired at the bernabeu stadium, we are not sure yet if there are any fatalities but we do know that first team coach fabio capello has gotten out alive. in fact we can talk to him now"
Reporter-"well mr capello can you talk me through what happened?"
Fabby-"well we were having a rather punishing training session. the sweat was glistening off the players bodies like stallions in the spanish sun, when all of a sudden we seen this giant baloon heading for us"
reporter-"the piss baloon"
Fabby-"no you shithole smasher,the hindenburg....anyway all of a sudden we were awash wish urine, just like in my old days in rome when emerson,panucci and me would share a golden shower. i was panicking but then we all boarded ronaldo, he was like a giant life raft in a sea of piss"
Reporter-"so you all made it?"
Fabby-"well all but ronnie,every time he tried to breathe he nearly knocked one of us in. we are actively trying to revive him by waving a big mac and fries under his nose"
Reporter-"well there you have it, Real madrid,drownings and a shock admission of homo-erotic facials......back to the studio"
Back in turin the boys erupt in glory...however alex is not happy
Alex-"oh my god,what have you guys done?"
Pado-"sir the first rule of project menace is dont ask questions sir, the second is do anything to screw fabby over"
Alex-" i am aware of the rules, but a man may have lost his life there"
Rab-"can i talk to you in private?"
alex and rab go into another room
Rab-"dont be mad, they were simply following orders...our orders"
Alex-" but i didnt imagine anyone would get hurt,first lippi,now macdonalds will need a new hamburglar"
Rab-"that fat cunt will pull through dont worry, he will die on the shitter like elvis. what is wrong, you seem tired"
Alex-"i need guidance,man i feel like i havent slept in weeks. this is all getting on top of me"
is alex about to snap?will fat ronnie make a miraculous recovery or will they ahve to add a McChicken nuggets to the deal to revive him? will fabby reveal more of his shady sex fetishes to the press? stay tuned for more
Episode 44
Alex has woken to find that all the "juventuz" soldiers are gone, the barracks are empty,pado's shoe collection has gone,elvins sticky-cased porn stash has been taken and vlatko's rubber ruby sex-doll has lefr. he enters into the main room to find that all the plans have been laid bear, he is shocked to see dossiers on a shit cannon for the real madrid team bus,scalping silvio baldiesconi and worst of all a plan to castrate massimo "cuntface"moratti he quickly calls Fabio C
Alex-Fabio,fabio,they plan on blowing the team bus over with a shit-cannon that has the power to make your team stink worse than inter"
Fabio C-"dont worry it is all taken care of"
Alex-"arent you worried after what happened?"
Fabio C-"no...i knew it was coming...we co-ordinated......and dont worry ronaldo has recovered, he was sitting up in bed ordering some KFC last night"
Alex-"look you are playing adangeropus game, how long till the shit cannon hits?"
Fabio C-"i will be informed on the day,are you ok?why dont you remember us talking?"
Alex-"i am not so sure it was me who was talking to you"
alex slams down the phone and drives all the way to cuntfaces office, he is met in reception by zlatan
Zlatan-"what are you doing here? boss says he only wanted the juventini with the big willies"
Alex-"you gotta get moratti, i fear that he is going to be abducted and have his balls removed"
Zlatan-"what makes you say that?"
Alex-"i may have inadvertantly become head of a terror organisation who's sole aim is to screw over fabio capello and anyone that screwed with juve"
Zlatan-"dont worry sir...its all under control"
Alex-"what?are you involved?"
Zlatan-"yes my loyalty was bought with promises of revenge of fabby,i have big plans for his anus"
Alex-"how?why?"
Zlatan-"well sir it was you who recruited me,it was you who gave me this...."
zlatan drops his trousers to show a tattoo of a zebra ass-fooking capello,alex realises he has the same
Alex-"oh my god....what is my name?"
Zlatan-"in project mena..."
Alex-"screw that, what is my name?"
what alex hears now shocks him to the core,he runs for miles till he reaches the base again, inside rab is waiting for him
Alex-"why do people think i am you?"
Rab-"because we are the same person"
Alex-"no, you are rabesh, you style yourself on me but you are just another delpie fan on an internet forum"
Rab-"no, you joined the forum in the guise of me to gauge public opinion of yourself. you play in the first team, i lead the army"
Alex-NO NO NO NO"
are alex and rab the same person?will rab's evil plans work?will the shit cannon find its target or will alex find a way to stop it?what will they do with cuntfaces balls?.........
Alex has woken to find that all the "juventuz" soldiers are gone, the barracks are empty,pado's shoe collection has gone,elvins sticky-cased porn stash has been taken and vlatko's rubber ruby sex-doll has lefr. he enters into the main room to find that all the plans have been laid bear, he is shocked to see dossiers on a shit cannon for the real madrid team bus,scalping silvio baldiesconi and worst of all a plan to castrate massimo "cuntface"moratti he quickly calls Fabio C
Alex-Fabio,fabio,they plan on blowing the team bus over with a shit-cannon that has the power to make your team stink worse than inter"
Fabio C-"dont worry it is all taken care of"
Alex-"arent you worried after what happened?"
Fabio C-"no...i knew it was coming...we co-ordinated......and dont worry ronaldo has recovered, he was sitting up in bed ordering some KFC last night"
Alex-"look you are playing adangeropus game, how long till the shit cannon hits?"
Fabio C-"i will be informed on the day,are you ok?why dont you remember us talking?"
Alex-"i am not so sure it was me who was talking to you"
alex slams down the phone and drives all the way to cuntfaces office, he is met in reception by zlatan
Zlatan-"what are you doing here? boss says he only wanted the juventini with the big willies"
Alex-"you gotta get moratti, i fear that he is going to be abducted and have his balls removed"
Zlatan-"what makes you say that?"
Alex-"i may have inadvertantly become head of a terror organisation who's sole aim is to screw over fabio capello and anyone that screwed with juve"
Zlatan-"dont worry sir...its all under control"
Alex-"what?are you involved?"
Zlatan-"yes my loyalty was bought with promises of revenge of fabby,i have big plans for his anus"
Alex-"how?why?"
Zlatan-"well sir it was you who recruited me,it was you who gave me this...."
zlatan drops his trousers to show a tattoo of a zebra ass-fooking capello,alex realises he has the same
Alex-"oh my god....what is my name?"
Zlatan-"in project mena..."
Alex-"screw that, what is my name?"
what alex hears now shocks him to the core,he runs for miles till he reaches the base again, inside rab is waiting for him
Alex-"why do people think i am you?"
Rab-"because we are the same person"
Alex-"no, you are rabesh, you style yourself on me but you are just another delpie fan on an internet forum"
Rab-"no, you joined the forum in the guise of me to gauge public opinion of yourself. you play in the first team, i lead the army"
Alex-NO NO NO NO"
are alex and rab the same person?will rab's evil plans work?will the shit cannon find its target or will alex find a way to stop it?what will they do with cuntfaces balls?.........
