the secret diary of don juan capello (3 Viewers)

[Bozi]

Episode 40

rab and alex are forming a formidable army of juventini to help avenge the disapearance of deep throat,while also giving fabby hell. project menace is moving along nicely and rab is adressing the troops

Alex-"whats the first rule of project menace is?"
Everyone-"you dont talk about project Menace SIR!!"
Rab-"ok troops where do we stand on progress?"
Pado-"well sir we managed to accomplish 2 missions in one"
Abu-"yes sir we tested the range of the catapult and also knocked manky-bastard mancini out"
Pado-"with a freshly squeezed coffe can full of shit may i add"
Rab-"that is fine work boys"
Alex-"michael cutajar,how is your infiltration of fabby's camp going?"
Michael cutajar-"i have been posing as a maltese rent boy. emerson has penchant for late night cruising and i am just his type"
Alex-"well done soldier,what have you learned?"
Michael cutajar-"emerson looks jewish naked"
Alex-"nothing else?"
Michael cutajar-"no boss all i know is they are spooked about something"
Alex-"with the help of Fabio C i have managed to spread some mis-information. so far we have managed to cause panic in the real camp by making them believe lippi is back"
Pado-"sir the catapult is ready, we just await the completion of the piss baloons"
Burke-"I am on it,just been out for more beer"
Alex-"excellent,troops dismissed"

Meanwhile capello is sweating and has locked himself in his room
Fabio C-"boss, boss, come out from there"
Emerson-"i have not seen him lock away this long since he saw vieira in the shower first time"
Fabby-" i am not coming out till i know it is safe,deep throat will be out for revenge"
Fabio C-"we have people working round the clock on this chief"
Fabby-"i aint coming out,ruud,go get me a tub of vaseline,some tequila and tell tonino to get his swet schoolboy ass in here"
Ruud-"CLUMP CLUMP"
Fabio C-"aye i am glad that aint me either"

will fabby's growing paranioia drive him into insanity?will tonino finally lose some of his puppy fat with all the rear jockying?will tthe troops be successful in their piss baloon quest?all this and more to come

 

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[JuveAdam]

Excellent as always! Keep em coming. Love it!

 

[Bisco]

superb episode mate, keep them coming bro!!!!!!!!int:


micheal have u being repping someone recently??????

 

[AngelaL]

Fabby's has delusional paranoia! Heehee! The men in white coats will be strapping him into a straight-jacket & carting him off to the funny farm. I hope DP gets his revenge first.
Great stuff Bozi! int:

 

[Cuti]

superb episode mate, keep them coming bro!!!!!!!!int:


micheal have u being repping someone recently??????

not more than usual!

Episode 40

rab and alex are forming a formidable army of juventini to help avenge the disapearance of deep throat,while also giving fabby hell. project menace is moving along nicely and rab is adressing the troops

Alex-"whats the first rule of project menace is?"
Everyone-"you dont talk about project Menace SIR!!"
Rab-"ok troops where do we stand on progress?"
Pado-"well sir we managed to accomplish 2 missions in one"
Abu-"yes sir we tested the range of the catapult and also knocked manky-bastard mancini out"
Pado-"with a freshly squeezed coffe can full of shit may i add"
Rab-"that is fine work boys"
Alex-"michael cutajar,how is your infiltration of fabby's camp going?"
Michael cutajar-"i have been posing as a maltese rent boy. emerson has penchant for late night cruising and i am just his type"
Alex-"well done soldier,what have you learned?"
Michael cutajar-"emerson looks jewish naked"
Alex-"nothing else?"
Michael cutajar-"no boss all i know is they are spooked about something"
Alex-"with the help of Fabio C i have managed to spread some mis-information. so far we have managed to cause panic in the real camp by making them believe lippi is back"
Pado-"sir the catapult is ready, we just await the completion of the piss baloons"
Burke-"I am on it,just been out for more beer"
Alex-"excellent,troops dismissed"

Meanwhile capello is sweating and has locked himself in his room
Fabio C-"boss, boss, come out from there"
Emerson-"i have not seen him lock away this long since he saw vieira in the shower first time"
Fabby-" i am not coming out till i know it is safe,deep throat will be out for revenge"
Fabio C-"we have people working round the clock on this chief"
Fabby-"i aint coming out,ruud,go get me a tub of vaseline,some tequila and tell tonino to get his swet schoolboy ass in here"
Ruud-"CLUMP CLUMP"
Fabio C-"aye i am glad that aint me either"

will fabby's growing paranioia drive him into insanity?will tonino finally lose some of his puppy fat with all the rear jockying?will tthe troops be successful in their piss baloon quest?all this and more to come

nice. Once again. Check your sig and u'll see you have a mistake!

 

[Bisco]

the "michael ctuajar"

 

[Bisco]

hey bozi where have u been mate have'nt read any new episodes. hope all is going good with u.

 

[Bozi]

sorry guys had a bit of a heavy weekend, i am sobered up now and will be bringing the goodies later today

 

[V]

sorry guys had a bit of a heavy weekend, i am sobered up now and will be bringing the goodies later today

i'll bet you all my vCash mine was heavier.

 

[Bozi]

i'll bet you all my vCash mine was heavier.

really?dont wanna take all your cash, but then you could be my V-man-whore till you work your way back up to respectability

 

[V]

really?dont wanna take all your cash, but then you could be my V-man-whore till you work your way back up to respectability

i became a vCash whore a long time ago. i'm easily bought for anything over 5.000 really.

 

[Bozi]

Episode 41

locked away in his room petrified to leave in case he is attacked, fabby's growing insanity has seen him become a recluse. only trusted members of his squad and the ocational gay-arse are allowed into his room. late in the evenng he is alseep, his dreams have been becoming dtranger and stranger...

Fabby steps forward from a dark room to find himself confronted by a one-eyed dwarf
Fabby-"my god you are an ugly little bastard, you make galliani look handsome"
Dwarf-"hguorht og tsum uoy"
fabby-"ugly and stupid?must be related to ronaldo"
Dwarf-"uoy gnitcepxe neeb sah eh,ybbaF"
Fabby-"you dont make any sense,what do you want?"
the dwarf opens a curtain and ushers fabby in
Dwarf-"ssabmud nickuf"
Sitting at a table is a man with a head made of two snakes, the snake heads look like moratti and berlusconi
Cuntface-"fabby,you must not let lippi win"
Baldiesconi-"you must get out of the room now and search for the man who calls himself rabesh"
Fabby-"what significance does have to deep throat?"
Baldiesconi-"if you capture him the resistance will fall"
Fabby-"am i still in danger?"
Cuntface-"look for the water from the sky"
Fabby-"water?what do you mean?"
Dwarf-"pu ekaw...pu ekaw.....PU EKAW"

suddenly Fabby wakes up...fabio c is standing over his bed
Fabby-"i have gotta get up and find Rab"
Fabio C-"what did you say boss?"
Fabby-" i have to find the man called rab...the two headed snake told me so"
Fabio C-"that wasnt a two headed snake, you had tonino and becks in here"
Fabby-"no the dwarf and the snake told me to go find him and look out for water from the sky"
Fabio C-"ok now you really have gone crazy,sorry boss"
Fabio C pushes a needle into his bosses arm and delivers a sedative, he leaves the room and picks up the phone
Fabio C-" alex...we need to move quickly"

Will fabby remember his dream?what was that all about? will he manage to prevent the piss-baloon attack?or will he finally get what he deserves?find out more in future instalments

Cuntface-"he may be able to answer the questions

 

[JuveAdam]

Another story-building episode Boz? Good stuff as always, sure the end must be in sight. How's the new storyline coming along? 41 episodes, all class, keepit up amico!:toast:

 

[Bozi]

just hoping that people still read it, as long as they do i will continue to create new situations for us to laugh at Fabio "judas" capello

 

[V]

just hoping that people still read it, as long as they do i will continue to create new situations for us to laugh at Fabio "judas" capello

i'm sure everyone is still reading it, i know i am. and i don't even hate capello. :toast:

 

[Cuti]

just hoping that people still read it, as long as they do i will continue to create new situations for us to laugh at Fabio "judas" capello

Its the first thread i look for when i come on in the morning and the one i check before i sleep! So yes i'm still reading it

i'm sure everyone is still reading it, i know i am. and i don't even hate capello. :toast:

Same here.

 

[Bozi]

Episode 42

fabby has re-woken but has not forgotten the strange dream, he knows he must find Rabesh...whoever he is. suddenly emerson breaks the door open and runs inside, he appears excited
Fabby-"emo,what is the meaning of this....and why do you have a stonking great erection?"
Emerson-"i got one boss, i got one"
Fabby-"you mean you caught one of the crabs that were making you itch again?"
Emerson-"no, the doctorr said the only way is to trim off all my body hair,he says that he has never seen so many on one person"
Fabby-"so....you are smooth like a schoolboy eh??"
Emerson-"not now boss,i caught one of the rebels"
Fabby-"how did you manage that?"
Emerson-"well,i got suspicious about that rent boy i have been plowing like a field. he always asked too many questions. anyway i followed him and found him relaying information about our plans, i pounced and cought them"
Fabby-"excellent work my little gonad gobbler. lets go see what he has to say"

tied up in a chair in the basement of the benrnabeu stadium,rehan is a bloody pulp. he has refused to talk and has been worked over very badly, fabby and emo enter the room
Fabby-"what is your name?"
Rehan-"in project menace,we have no names"
Fabby-"what is your plans?what do they plan to do next?"
Rehan-"screw you capello,you pinch faced fucker,i will never talk"
Fabby-"who is rabesh?"
Rehan-"the man screwing your mother?"
emerson smacks rehan in the jaw
Rehan-"nothing you do will ever make me sell out my brothers"
Fabby-"damnit,i will come back later when you have broken him. i am gonna go see the players, i called them in to train in the stadium today...nowhere else is safe enough"
fabby storms out and walks out to the field to conduct a brutal training session
Fabio C-"pssst,rehan"
Rehan-"how do you know my name?"
Fabio C-"i am gonna make it look like you escaped, get out of here now"
Rehan-"you should too, they are gonna fire the catapult any second now"
Fabio C-"aye i know i have it covered, now go....."

meanwhile in turin rab, alex and the troops are preparing the launch
alex-"ok boys this is the moment we ahve been working towards, a massive 30,000 litres of piss are abput to be launched at fabby and his buch of arse merchants"
Rab-"big props to burke,fliakis and aaron who have supplied many litres of beer induced pissing so that we can finish ahead of target, oh and abu who also drunk non-alchohol beer just to help contribute"
Pado-"co-ordinates are set,baloons are loaded and ready to go"
Rab-"commence countdown,10....9....8.....7....6....5.....4......3.....2.....1..."
Alex-"FIRE"

in the bernabeu
Ruud-"clump clump"
Ronaldo-"yes it has gotten dark awful quickly"
Becks-"is it time for bed now?"
Tonino-"whats that?it looks like a giant baloon?"

will the piss baloon hit the desired target?will fabby and his team drown in a mass pool of urine?will rehan get out on time?will fabio c 's deception ever be discovered? find ut more in future instalments of fabio's diary

 

[JuveAdam]

Great episode as always Boz! The balloon has been looming large for about 8 episodes now, hope it drowns the lot of em - excluding Canna obv! Although with the direction Crapello has taken in this whole story, its probably one more thing he'll get his jollys off, no?

+rep

 

[Bisco]

Episode 42

fabby has re-woken but has not forgotten the strange dream, he knows he must find Rabesh...whoever he is. suddenly emerson breaks the door open and runs inside, he appears excited
Fabby-"emo,what is the meaning of this....and why do you have a stonking great erection?"
Emerson-"i got one boss, i got one"
Fabby-"you mean you caught one of the crabs that were making you itch again?"
Emerson-"no, the doctorr said the only way is to trim off all my body hair,he says that he has never seen so many on one person"
Fabby-"so....you are smooth like a schoolboy eh??"
Emerson-"not now boss,i caught one of the rebels"
Fabby-"how did you manage that?"
Emerson-"well,i got suspicious about that rent boy i have been plowing like a field. he always asked too many questions. anyway i followed him and found him relaying information about our plans, i pounced and cought them"
Fabby-"excellent work my little gonad gobbler. lets go see what he has to say"

tied up in a chair in the basement of the benrnabeu stadium,rehan is a bloody pulp. he has refused to talk and has been worked over very badly, fabby and emo enter the room
Fabby-"what is your name?"
Rehan-"in project menace,we have no names"
Fabby-"what is your plans?what do they plan to do next?"
Rehan-"screw you capello,you pinch faced fucker,i will never talk"
Fabby-"who is rabesh?"
Rehan-"the man screwing your mother?"
emerson smacks rehan in the jaw
Rehan-"nothing you do will ever make me sell out my brothers"
Fabby-"damnit,i will come back later when you have broken him. i am gonna go see the players, i called them in to train in the stadium today...nowhere else is safe enough"
fabby storms out and walks out to the field to conduct a brutal training session
Fabio C-"pssst,rehan"
Rehan-"how do you know my name?"
Fabio C-"i am gonna make it look like you escaped, get out of here now"
Rehan-"you should too, they are gonna fire the catapult any second now"
Fabio C-"aye i know i have it covered, now go....."

meanwhile in turin rab, alex and the troops are preparing the launch
alex-"ok boys this is the moment we ahve been working towards, a massive 30,000 litres of piss are abput to be launched at fabby and his buch of arse merchants"
Rab-"big props to burke,fliakis and aaron who have supplied many litres of beer induced pissing so that we can finish ahead of target, oh and abu who also drunk non-alchohol beer just to help contribute"
Pado-"co-ordinates are set,baloons are loaded and ready to go"
Rab-"commence countdown,10....9....8.....7....6....5.....4......3.....2.....1..."
Alex-"FIRE"

in the bernabeu
Ruud-"clump clump"
Ronaldo-"yes it has gotten dark awful quickly"
Becks-"is it time for bed now?"
Tonino-"whats that?it looks like a giant baloon?"

will the piss baloon hit the desired target?will fabby and his team drown in a mass pool of urine?will rehan get out on time?will fabio c 's deception ever be discovered? find ut more in future instalments of fabio's diary

this is getting better and better bozi!!!!! superb stuff bro. :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[V]

fabio c is the most intriguing character out of all.