Episode 37
Alex del piero is in mourning, he has lost his mentor lippi and he has lost the will to battle on against fabby. rab calls him and asks to meet
Rab-"alex man, you really need to shake out of it. the fight has to continue"
Alex-"but without lippi's great brain how are we ever gonna bring down fabby?"
Rab-"don't worry....the catapult is close to completion,think of all we have achieved,are you gonna let abu,pado,all the boys down?"
Alex-"you think we can pull it off?"
Rab-"we can pull it off better than Burke in a ladies locker room,bozi has the co-ordinates programmed into the giant catapult,we gonna make the bernabeu look like a giant piss-pool"
Alex-"ok the fight will continue...i will make lippi proud"
meanwhile in madrid,fabby has been celebrating in his favoured way, emerson, tonino,a bottle of dom perignon and a jacuzzi
Tonino="gee boss, i really feel the bubbles masaging my scrotum"
Fabby-"no,that is my foot"
Emo-"what are we celebrating boss?"
Fabby-"the downfall of deep throat, the rebels will crumble like the crust underneath my forskin"
emo-"you are not worried anymore"
Fabby-"what can they do?with all my boys surrounding me and fabio c keeping me safe,i can go on buggering your rectal passage without worrying about being exposed"
Tonino-"its good to be back boss"
Fabby-"yes,nothing can go wrong now"
in another room fabio c is placing a call
Fabio C-"hello,yes this line is secure.....just tell me,do you want the pictures or not?"
has fabio c turned against fabby?will alex and rab be able to turn the tide back against fabby?will emerson or tonino need a guide rope to return from fabby's cavernous shitter?stay tuned when fabby's diary returns....the struggle continues