the secret diary of don juan capello (3 Viewers)

Dan

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Mar 9, 2004
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Your a cunt bozi. A class A cunt.

Why?

cos your editions dont follow each other quick enough. Stupid dick :D
 
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Bozi

Bozi

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Oct 18, 2005
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    Dan said:
    Your a cunt bozi. A class A cunt.

    Why?

    cos your editions dont follow each other quick enough. Stupid dick :D
    YOU WANT MORE??? you want more???you cant handle more!!!!!!
     

    Bisco

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    Nov 21, 2005
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    hey bozi how about posting episode 14 cos i really feeel sooooooooo crappy today a laugh would make my day to be honest.
     
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    Bozi

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    Episode 14

    drowning his sorrows in an upmarket madrid bar, tonino is approached by a slender, big breasted gorgeous woman

    Tonino-"hi there,my god you are beautiful. what is your name?"
    Lady-"my name is christina...you know i have been watching you from across the room. why do you look so sad?"
    Tonino-"my lover fabby keeps using me and going away with other men. fabby knows that i am so hopeless that i will keep going back"
    Christina-"then you need the love of a good woman to forget her"
    Tonino-"eh...yes her...what did you have in mind?"
    Christina-"how about we slip out and book a hotel room"
    Tonino-"wow you move fast, you must be really wanting to sleep with the handsome tonino"
    christina-"eh..yes...handsome,look i am just gonna have to go powder my nose"

    she leaves the table and goes into the bathromm where she places a phonecall
    Christina-"ook i have him now he is so desperate for love you could have used a blow-up doll and he would still have folowed his dick"
    Deep throat-"you have done well, this operation will bring you close to fabby"
    christina-"excellent, then it all depends on me getting tonino to believe i am interested in him seriously"
    deep throat-"just grin and bear it,soon we will have you and fabby together again"
    Christina-"he wont recognise me, no-one ever gets past my glorious rack"
    deep throat-"go now do what you have to do and for gods sake remember to drug tonino, no-one should ever have to sleep with him that is too high a price to pay"
    Christina-"dont worry that pug-faced little cum-choker wont get too near me"

    will tonino find out he is being used or just be so hungry for love he will go with anyone?will christina get close enough to fabby to implement her plan? will david beckham ever get to use the strap-on that he gott for his birthday,or will vicky use her real penis instead? this and more still to come
     
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    Episode 15

    tonino is having showdown talks with fabby, he has fallen ib love and wants to marry his new love christina. knowing that he cant help but fall into fabby's eyes he enlists the help of the person with the bigest balls he knows....victoria beckham

    tonino-"fabby,my boss,my dominator. i cannot see you any more...i am in love"
    Fabby-"what??what did you say my little shitter-slammer this displeases me and i will gag you with my...."
    victoria-"you will do nothing little man,dont make me crush you like a can between my mighty thighs"
    david-"who in the what now?"
    victoria-"here david play with this shiny glitter ball"
    david-"wow its so sparkley"
    victoria-"now listen to me fabby ballsack you are gonna leave this little rectal raider alone, he is going to marry this wonderful woman and there is nothing you can do about it"
    fabby-"fine...he will never play for me again"
    tonino-"fine i will go to napoli"
    david-"vicky..i dropped my ball can i have another one?"

    will tonino really sacrafice his career for the love of a woman?will david ever realise that ball is a christmas tree bauble?will bozi ever run oyut of new names for gays?stay tuned for more
     

    Cuti

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    Jul 30, 2006
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    Bozi said:
    Episode 15

    tonino is having showdown talks with fabby, he has fallen ib love and wants to marry his new love christina. knowing that he cant help but fall into fabby's eyes he enlists the help of the person with the bigest balls he knows....victoria beckham

    tonino-"fabby,my boss,my dominator. i cannot see you any more...i am in love"
    Fabby-"what??what did you say my little shitter-slammer this displeases me and i will gag you with my...."
    victoria-"you will do nothing little man,dont make me crush you like a can between my mighty thighs"
    david-"who in the what now?"
    victoria-"here david play with this shiny glitter ball"
    david-"wow its so sparkley"
    victoria-"now listen to me fabby ballsack you are gonna leave this little rectal raider alone, he is going to marry this wonderful woman and there is nothing you can do about it"
    fabby-"fine...he will never play for me again"
    tonino-"fine i will go to napoli"
    david-"vicky..i dropped my ball can i have another one?"

    will tonino really sacrafice his career for the love of a woman?will david ever realise that ball is a christmas tree bauble?will bozi ever run oyut of new names for gays?stay tuned for more
    We are all waiting to see about that!
     

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