the secret diary of don juan capello (6 Viewers)

[.zero]

once again i am glued to my screen, damn this is way better than any tv show <ahem> Lost <ahem>. long live capello!

 

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[AngelaL]

:thumbs: Bozi your soap diary is better than the TV ones. It's as good as laughing at inter.

 

[Bisco]

Episode 11

ruud van shergarface has been found wandering around madrids training complex in a dazed and confused state.tonino has stumbled across him, rather than being concerned for his team-mate he tried to ask him questions. with no answers coming he runs to his love and asks him a few questions

Tonino-"fabby,oh fabby what happened to ruud?"
Fabby-"who?"
Tonino-"ruud,you know the centre forward you bought?"
Fabby-"no i dont have a clue who you are talking about"
Tonino-"you know, the dutchman"
Fabby-"no sorry you lost me"
Tonino-"scored a few goals for you"
Fabby-"if you dont start making sense i am gonna have to deep-cavity search you with my man-meat"
Tonino-"he looks like a horse"
Fabby-"ah him,i...eh...i made him wear a saddle and rode him around the office"
Tonino-"you what in the who now???"
Fabby-"but when i was fitting the bridle on...i found a wire,he is working for cuntface"
Tonino-"no way, how is this possible?"
Fabby-"i dont know my little prostate-prodder there are spies everywhere. i always find more clearly once i have emptied my load, drop your trousers and prepare for a rectal invasion"
Tonino-"wheeeeeeee"

who exactly are cuntface's spies?will cassano ask capello to cream on his face to ease his acne problem?will tonino be jealous when fabby's bitches come home from international duty?and is david beckham really a haemaphrodite? all this andf more in the next instalment

this is superb bozi its insanely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i honestly cant stop laughing at this episode the best soooo far. keep them coming bro :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
how the hell did u come up with "my little prostate-prodder " its classic mate

 

[Bozi]

Episode 12

the rebel alliance has siezed control of the pewok planet....wait wrong epilogue

cuntface has learned that deep throat is planning an attack on inters training complex,with the help of manky bastard mancini he has raced to the airport to stop deep throat boarding a plane that he believes is gonna smash into cuntfaces office

Cuntface-"stop that plane, the man is a a terrorist"
manky-bastard-"sorry what i was so lost in my own eyes in this fine morror"
Cuntface-"you really are a sphyncter stretcher,why the fuck do i employ you?
manky bastard-"eh...to win the coppa italia for you boss??

reaching the small piloted plane they manage to force their way into teh cockpit...

Cuntface-"the game is up deep throat, grab him manky"
manky bastard-"i'm too sexy for my...sorry what was that?"
Cuntface-"now all i have to do is take off this hat and reveal who deep throat is....."

pulling off the hat they are stunned to see a young man looking back at them

Cuntface-"who the hell are you?"
Pilot-"what is this??are you homeland security?you bastards chased me out of the states."
Cuntface-"no who the hell are you?
Pilot-"my name is tahir, god you guys are persistant. its really hard for an african-european-american-paki to get a job in america right now so i took this job for a mystery man to sign-write cuntface is a wankstain on the fabric of human society"
Cuntface-"what???"
manky bastard-" they got yo there boss"
Cuntface-"lets go idiot."

will cuntface ever find out who this mystery man out to get him is? will tahir ever convince anyone he isnt a terrorist after learning to fly? will ruud ever learn to communicate egain by stamping his hooves for sugar cubes? all this and more to come

 

[Zé Tahir]

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Joaco]

youre the man, boz

 

[AngelaL]

Great stuff Bozi!

 

[JuveAdam]

Bozi, you are a complete legend, however this obbsession with the homo-erectile life of Crapello is becoming worrying? It seems so real I am now convinced YOU are deep throat and are in the employ of Tiscali SpA, making moves on behalf of Moggi to counter those of Cunt-face & Telecom Italia!

 

[Bozi]

Bozi, you are a complete legend, however this obbsession with the homo-erectile life of Crapello is becoming worrying? It seems so real I am now convinced YOU are deep throat and are in the employ of Tiscali SpA, making moves on behalf of Moggi to counter those of Cunt-face & Telecom Italia!

maybe it is ral...maybe it is....however deep thtoat is a mysterious person he will not reveal himself so easily:faq1:

 

[Bozi]

Episode 12
Cuntface-"you really are a sphyncter stretcher,why the fuck do i employ you?
manky bastard-"eh...to win the coppa italia for you boss??

have to say this is one of my favourite lines ever:toast:

 

[el_02]

Bozii... Great, great!! :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Cuti]

Bozi for president lol

Best posts i've read on this forum! lol

 

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will ruud ever learn to communicate again by stamping his hooves for sugar cubes?

hahhahahahahahahahahaah Unbelievable. You da man Boz.

 

[Bisco]

it rocks bro, i love how tahir was involved it rocks i love his bit. any way keep them coming i am really keen to see what happens next. its toooooooooooo damn addicitive is'nt it?

 

[Maresca]

MAGNIFICENT
Bozi, when will we make a film of these episodes I will be a problem finding someone who play´s crap or the cuntface

 

[Bozi]

Episode 13

fabby is getting paranoid about the mystery man and has resorted to desperate measures in his bid to expose deep throat...he places a call he has always swore he would not do

Fabby-"you know that the lines are tapped so i will keep it short"
Caller-"ok fabby you old arse-splicer, what do you want?"
fabby-"you are the only person i can trust to be discreet, cuntface has things on me and this deep throat character is trying to force to do his dirty work"
caller-"i see and you need me to uproot this guy and get him off your back?"
Fabby-"yes and if need be......"
caller-"it will be taken care of,if the need arises. this deep throat sounds like he knows his stuff,perhaps i can use this yo my advantage"
Fabby-"no this must end now and you are th most powerfull person i know. i know you can fix this"
caler-"yes and where you are concerned you need all the help you can get"
fabby-"thank you moggi, i trust i will hear from you soon"

fabby puts down the phone
Fabby-"that call will solve all my problems"
cassano-"thats great news isnt it ruud?"
Van Nistelhorse-"CLUMP,CLUMP"
Cassano-"great he is learning"
Fabby-"give him a carrot tonino"

meanwhile in turin
Moggi-"that fool thinks i am gonna help him"
Deep thoat-"then the plan is coming together nicely"

what is deep thoats real intentions?are cassano and ruud gonna leave madrid to produce a mr.Ed musical?and is fabby counting the minutes till emerson is back from international duty and in his arms again? tune in next time to find out...

 

[Bisco]

superb stuff mate!!!!!!!!!!!! u r daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa man + rep

 

[Cuti]

forza moggi hehe. So now deep-throat must be someone Moggi knows. Maybe Giraudo? Berlusconi? Lippi?

 

[Bisco]

forza moggi hehe. So now deep-throat must be someone Moggi knows. Maybe Giraudo? Berlusconi? Lippi?

i suppose soo but i wont be surprised if bozi reveals an un-expected identity of deep throat. i am going crazy trying to figure out who deep throat is but i cant get my hands on the name yet.

 

[Jem83]

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