the secret diary of don juan capello (13 Viewers)

[Maresca]

Episoe 4

following a stressfull team meeting don fabio has blown off some steam and is relaxing in his bedroom

Fabby-"ahh that is better"
Cassano-"chief can i go now, i really think i should see the doctor about this rectal bleeding"
Fabby-"yes my little pole-polisher, i am done with you go now"

Fabby is startled as the phone rings
Caller-"be quiet and listen to me,they have been watching you"
Fabby-"if this is about savaging beckham with a strap-on i was simply showing him discipline"
Caller-"no it's not about that,it's.."
Fabby-"the stash of gay porn i left in my house in turin?"
Caller-"no, be quiet. your plan backfired, zlatan and adriano are eloping as we speak and zlatan has been talking"
Fabby-"what do we do?"
Caller-"sit tight, if they had anything on you they would have played on it"
Fabby-"who are you?"
caller-"call me deep throat"
fabby-"ohhh, i think i am gonna like you"
caller-"shut up,idiot"

who is the mysterious deep throat and who does he work for?will zlatans new found love be a rebound fling?and is tonino's bleeding a rectal tear or just a bad case of piles? all this and more in upcoming episodes

awesome mate, thank you for not sleeping all the night in order to give us this pleasure with these episodes

 

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[el_02]

It's getting more interesting now...

 

[Cuti]

i think the unknown caller will be Zebina who is trying to screw Fabby over

 

[Bisco]

superb work bro, u just made my day. by the way i am guessing the secret caller is morrati or adriano.

 

[.zero]

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[Juventico]

WOO!!!

Give us 5!!!!

 

[Azzurri7]

, Boz, you're creating enemies aka(Zlatan, Crap fans) through these stories, and I'm loving it more and more.

 

[Juve_Kosova]

Nice work really.. keep it up...

I cant wait to see who the Caller is?

 

[AngelaL]

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+ Rep

Keep up the good work Bozi.

 

[Bozi]

cheers troops, i have gotten quite a few -reps here but more +reps for my stories, its all good fun and i am gonna keep the deep throat suspense going

 

[Dan]

thats some pretty humouress stuff bozi, youve got a fan in me

 

[Bozi]

Episode 6

despite Real pummeling kiev's defense harder than fabby pounded zlatan on their first date, the don has many things on his mind. he has lost both the newly married zlatan and adriano and henchman fabio c has just recieved disturbing news from tonino

Fabby-"oh fabio it is all going so wrong at the moment"
Fabio C-"what is the matter chief, didnt our display please you?or was it the piss balloon that caught you in the face?"
Fabby-"actually,no the ballon wasn't a problem, tell beckham he is on the bench next game. however i am worried. this deep throat says they know all about me, that they know all my shady dealings and know about my secret shame"
fabio C-"that moggi resorted to cheating because he thought you were gonna make an arse of the title charge?"
fabby-"no. any fool knows that, they know about my rectum wrecking ways"
fabio C-'while we are on this subject we better send a get well soon card to tonino"
fabby-"why?is it a bad case of piles?"
fabio C-"no, aparently he has suffered a prolapsed bowel due to repeated pounding"
Fabby-"ok send a get well card to my little fudge packer. now leave me alone, i need to think"

will fabby's secret shame come into the public domain?what are deep throats intentions? and who will bear the brunt of capello's raging man sword?all this and more in future instalments

 

[rain]

Oh man, keep up the good work. You rock. I almost cried from laughter.

 

[Cuti]

lol Bozi. You should start a book.
The diary of Don Juan Capello, then they will make a film then you can do a sequel [what? it worked with Bridget Jones ]

 

[Bozi]

what happened to episode 5?

i was really tired at work last night(as tonight damn these nightshifts) and made episode 5 episode 4 by mistake, i have edited it now so we have 12345+6

 

[Cuti]

i was really tired at work last night(as tonight damn these nightshifts) and made episode 5 episode 4 by mistake, i have edited it now so we have 12345+6

wow you are fast I editted the 15 seconds after i posted that! lol

 

[Bozi]

wow you are fast I editted the 15 seconds after i posted that! lol

12 hour shifts, everyone alseep. meh, i am bored to tears, gives me plenty time to think what to write, though if they knew what i was using the pc for i would be in big troubleumpkin:

 

[Cuti]

12 hour shifts, everyone alseep. meh, i am bored to tears, gives me plenty time to think what to write, though if they knew what i was using the pc for i would be in big troubleumpkin:

hehe. What do you work as, if you dont mind me asking.
I used to die working 8 hour shifts let alone half a day!

 

[Bozi]

work in the hospital, nursing is not easy but gives me plenty free time

 

[rain]

I know this is going to sound like I am a life-less git but when is the sequel coming out ??? huh huh huh huh???


OK now that I see it, it DOES sound like I am a life-less git :toast: