the secret diary of don juan capello (9 Viewers)
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Great... Keep it up
The end is interesting, Il signor Dildo is a mysterious person. Excuse my ignorance/drunkenness, but who is vassaras.
Plus the Cuti is satisfied...for now.
how long will this last? no one knows. will bozi stop doing his dog? Will bozi's sister stop chasing Cuti? all this in the next episode
See not only you can do that
Plus the Cuti is satisfied...for now.
how long will this last? no one knows. will bozi stop doing his dog? Will bozi's sister stop chasing Cuti? all this in the next episode
See not only you can do that
will cutajar stop calling his sister a dog?will cutajar stop stalking my sister? will he EVER lose his virginity?not bloody likely
:toast:
I don't have a dog or a sister, but your sister is my bitch And the latter part i won't comment as wouldn't want you to get offended
And the latter part i won't comment as wouldn't want you to get offended
oh and by the way,my sister is not interested in pre-pubescent tony drago lookalikes, iasked but she said no dice
Episode 60
it has been a strange and tumultious fortnight at Fc Interbunchofcocksuckers(just for you turk) despite celebrating their centenary they lost in the league and then crashed out of europe(yes we all know this but i like to bring it up) the tension between manky bastard and cuntface is intense.....we look back at the rise in problems between the men in charge
after the napoli game......
Cuntface-"mancio you little shit-stabber hiw the fuck did you lose a game?i wanted us to win gloriously and not lose a single game"
Manky-"eh but boss, it is only normal for a team to lose occasionally"
Cuntface-"we have the league in our pocket, we ahve the refs in our pocket,hell i even bribe rival players and still you are incompetant and lose to napoli"
Manky-"what??you bribe players refs and the FIGC?"
Cuntface-"of course,what you did not seriously think that YOUR tactical nous was responsible for us winning so easily?
Manky-"yes, i am a tactical genius.what other explanation could there be?"
Cuntface-"see that why i like you....you are a complete idiot. you are my stooge and you will dance when i tell you monkey boy"
Manky-"do the players know this?is that why they disrespect me so often?"
Cuntface-"no,they simply know you are an idiot,those scarfs make you look like an effeminate,pea-brained,pencil-cocked dumbass. i have to interfere or you will blow the title challenge like paris hilton on a first date"
Manky-"yeah??yeah fuck you, i bet you i beat liverpool...or...or...emmmm..."
Cuntface-"or what,you will quit?getthefuckouttahere"
Manky-"yes, i will quit if my tactical genuis does not blow liverpool away"
Cuntface-"you will not win and you will not quit untill i tell you so"
after the liverpool game manky mancio has stunned football by claiming he is willing to walk away from the Inter job, he is summoned to Cuntfaces office
Cuntface-"well looksy here it is Mr Tactical Genius"
Manky-"moratti i want to go, i want to leave"
Cuntface-"so what is stopping you?"
manky-"i em...need help writing my resignation letter"
Cuntface-"well, what have you got so far?"
Manky-"deer mista moratti,i offer my rssi,resgina,i wannt to quiet.."
Cuntface-"ENOUGH of this nonsense. you are going nowhere,the only asshole capable of filling your shoes is currently employed by Juve. you are staying where you are until i find another puppet,sorry manager to take teh helm"
Manky-"but boss,the players offer me no respect, the press talk to me like a fool and no club in italy will employ me anymore as they know i am only capable of winning the coppa italia. let me go to england, where tactics are ignored, defending is a suggestion and an average leage manager can earn millions despite being shit"
Cuntface-"i will send you away in the summer, until then i want you to sit still and just do as you are told. now get out of my office,burdisoo is going to show me what junk he has packed in his trunk"
after the palermo game manky is a forlorne figure,walking around the empty stadium a voice from the shadows startles him
Manky-"who is there?"
Shadow man-"do not fear mancio, i have a proposition for you"
Manky-"do you have lube?i am a bit dry down there"
the man steps out...it is moggi
Moggi-"do i look like i want your fly-fucker anywhere near my ass? listen to me you anus-adenturer,i have a way you can get out if here and also get your own back on moratti"
Manky-"what makes you think i want out of here?"
Moggi-"everyone knows that you do not control the team and that he is buying the title. i know you resent this,there is a resistance movement,i ahve been sent by its leader"
manky-"who??"
Moggi-"the great signore dildo,he has a plan"
Manky-"ok,i am listening"
what is signore dildo's plan?what is moggi's involvement?is this the best bozi can come up with?just how long is moratti going to get away with cheating everybody?all this and more when teh diary of don juan recomences
it has been a strange and tumultious fortnight at Fc Interbunchofcocksuckers(just for you turk) despite celebrating their centenary they lost in the league and then crashed out of europe(yes we all know this but i like to bring it up) the tension between manky bastard and cuntface is intense.....we look back at the rise in problems between the men in charge
after the napoli game......
Cuntface-"mancio you little shit-stabber hiw the fuck did you lose a game?i wanted us to win gloriously and not lose a single game"
Manky-"eh but boss, it is only normal for a team to lose occasionally"
Cuntface-"we have the league in our pocket, we ahve the refs in our pocket,hell i even bribe rival players and still you are incompetant and lose to napoli"
Manky-"what??you bribe players refs and the FIGC?"
Cuntface-"of course,what you did not seriously think that YOUR tactical nous was responsible for us winning so easily?
Manky-"yes, i am a tactical genius.what other explanation could there be?"
Cuntface-"see that why i like you....you are a complete idiot. you are my stooge and you will dance when i tell you monkey boy"
Manky-"do the players know this?is that why they disrespect me so often?"
Cuntface-"no,they simply know you are an idiot,those scarfs make you look like an effeminate,pea-brained,pencil-cocked dumbass. i have to interfere or you will blow the title challenge like paris hilton on a first date"
Manky-"yeah??yeah fuck you, i bet you i beat liverpool...or...or...emmmm..."
Cuntface-"or what,you will quit?getthefuckouttahere"
Manky-"yes, i will quit if my tactical genuis does not blow liverpool away"
Cuntface-"you will not win and you will not quit untill i tell you so"
after the liverpool game manky mancio has stunned football by claiming he is willing to walk away from the Inter job, he is summoned to Cuntfaces office
Cuntface-"well looksy here it is Mr Tactical Genius"
Manky-"moratti i want to go, i want to leave"
Cuntface-"so what is stopping you?"
manky-"i em...need help writing my resignation letter"
Cuntface-"well, what have you got so far?"
Manky-"deer mista moratti,i offer my rssi,resgina,i wannt to quiet.."
Cuntface-"ENOUGH of this nonsense. you are going nowhere,the only asshole capable of filling your shoes is currently employed by Juve. you are staying where you are until i find another puppet,sorry manager to take teh helm"
Manky-"but boss,the players offer me no respect, the press talk to me like a fool and no club in italy will employ me anymore as they know i am only capable of winning the coppa italia. let me go to england, where tactics are ignored, defending is a suggestion and an average leage manager can earn millions despite being shit"
Cuntface-"i will send you away in the summer, until then i want you to sit still and just do as you are told. now get out of my office,burdisoo is going to show me what junk he has packed in his trunk"
after the palermo game manky is a forlorne figure,walking around the empty stadium a voice from the shadows startles him
Manky-"who is there?"
Shadow man-"do not fear mancio, i have a proposition for you"
Manky-"do you have lube?i am a bit dry down there"
the man steps out...it is moggi
Moggi-"do i look like i want your fly-fucker anywhere near my ass? listen to me you anus-adenturer,i have a way you can get out if here and also get your own back on moratti"
Manky-"what makes you think i want out of here?"
Moggi-"everyone knows that you do not control the team and that he is buying the title. i know you resent this,there is a resistance movement,i ahve been sent by its leader"
manky-"who??"
Moggi-"the great signore dildo,he has a plan"
Manky-"ok,i am listening"
what is signore dildo's plan?what is moggi's involvement?is this the best bozi can come up with?just how long is moratti going to get away with cheating everybody?all this and more when teh diary of don juan recomences
