the secret diary of don juan capello (8 Viewers)

[JCK]

You were the most active member of the 'No Cassano to Juventus' club with Elayaan

At that time Juentus were not in need of Cassano. Also he was troubled and going through a very rough time and would have brought all his problems to the team and the team had enough problems with Capello at the helm and Zlatan/Zebina/Camoranesi on the field.

After his spell with Madrid he has become calm and he realized that his behaviour will not get him anywhere and it is only playing football that will bring the best out of him again. I never denied his skill or talent but I just said that we didn't need him. Now he is maturing and he will be back on top soon, so it is a good opportunity to snatch him. Also with a calm manager like Ranieri, he would fit well without any problems.

 

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[Bozi]

Episode 58

Settling into his new job in Soho square,things are looking rosy for Don Capello. he has been taking in lots of games and has assembled a team of trusted members to help him get to grips with the english game...in more ways than one. he is in his office when there is a knock on the door

Fabby-"come in"
in walks a young,fresh-faced Theo Walcott
Fabby-"ahh Theo my boy,your ass looks as pert like a school boys"
Theo-"pardon?"
Fabby-"excuse me my english is inelegant, i mean to say your arse looks ripe for a plundering"
Theo-"Mr Capello,i have a problem"
Fabby-"come over here and sit on my lap and tell me all about it"
Theo-"can't i just sit in this chair?"
Fabby-"what chair?"
Theo-"this one.....sitting right in front of your desk..."
Fabby-"no...it...eh...has woodworm"
Theo-"but its metal...."
Fabby-"either come and sit on my lap or stop wasting my time"
walcott reluctantly sits on his lap
Fabby-"see now isn't that better?now what is the problem?"
Theo-"its just that..well,since last week sol campbell has been turning up at my house and taking me shopping, to the swimming pool and...why are you rubbing against me?"
Fabby-"oh i have an itch in my pants. you wanna scratch it?"
Theo-"NO....listen he says he is grooming me for you. does tat mean i am in your future plans?"
Fabby-"yes young lad you are,very much so. in fact i see you main man in front of me"
Theo-"you mean as your front man?"
Fabby-"yes you will be up top and all the balls will be heading towards you"
Theo-"ok excellent then i will ignore the strange things....i better run along now, he said that tonight i have to try his salty ball speciality, whatever that is"
just then the phone rings, on the other end is a rather befuddled Becks
Becks-"hello?"
Fabby-"becks is that you?"
Becks-"hello"
fabby-"becks you need to talk into the mouthpiece and listen to the other end"
Becks-calling out"vicks, i thinks the phones broken again...yeah....yeah i am talking but i can't hear anything...oh sorry i think i have the remote control again"
the phone line goes dead
Fabby-"idiot"

will young theo lube up sol's shaft? will becks ever learn how to work anything other than a hairdryer? what has happened to the mysterious signore dildo? why has bozi taken so long to write a substandard sub-plot?all these and more will be answered shortly on a new series of the secret diary of don juan capallo

 

[Lion]

 

[Bisco]

keep them coming bozi i am glad u finally got this thread back in action.

 

[Firestarter]

 

[Azzurri7]

hahahaha

 

[Dostoevsky]

:rofl2:

 

[AngelaL]

:rofl2: :rofl2:

U rock, Bozi!:rulz:

 

[Alen]

Lol, great

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

When are you gonna make it into a TV series?

 

[Cuti]

Your quality is going down boz

 

[ormishen]

will young theo lube up sol's shaft? will becks ever learn how to work anything other than a hairdryer? what has happened to the mysterious signore dildo? why has bozi taken so long to write a substandard sub-plot?all these and more will be answered shortly on a new series of the secret diary of don juan capallo

:toast:
Just don't make us wait so long again.

 

[Bozi]

Your quality is going down boz

50+ episodes and no-one complains but you but it is harder compared to when i began as there was always much more juve and capello related to spin a stroy from. don't worry i will continue and i promise i will try and meet everyones high standards,


except you ya ungrateful wee cunt:eyebrows:

 

[Cuti]

Some criticism is always good for the author

 

[Bozi]

Episode 59

Cuntface moratti has summoned Manky Bastard to his office for a meeting, finishing himself off on Suazo he calls manky in....

Manky bastard-"hey boss....oh jesus how long has david been in here?"
Cuntface-"about 5 hours, he now has an asshole to rival zlatans nose"
Suazo-"boss says he gonn'get me n'italian passpot"
Cuntface-"shut up bubba, go get washed"
Suazo-"shu'ting boss"
suazo leaves the room
Manky bastard-"how come you never take me boss?i ahve a nice ripe shit-hole to plunder"
Cuntface-"because you look like a woman, you whine like a woman, you are like one of those lady-boys, except more effeminate. now about tuesday, i am not happy"
Manky bastard-"what with?my tactics?my subs?my general incompetance?"
Cuntface-"actually i had not thought about that, i wa spissed bacause teh ref did not get his.....'message' till half time....that is not acceptable, are we ecpected to win games fairly now?"
Manky Bastard-"em...yes"
Cuntface-"NO IT IS NOT YOU LITTLE WORM, i want us to win every game, kick,cheat,steal scudetti if i have to. taht is the inter way"
Manky Bastard-"thank god for that if we are expected to win simply with my own tactical nous then we are fucked"
Cuntface-"don't i ju..."
Suddenly the door flies open and in runs zanetti
Zanetti-"boss,boss there is something going on, reporters are everywhere and a massive crate with your name on it just arrived"
Cuntface-"maybe its the new crop of 'italians' i imported from argentina"
Zanetti-"i don't think so, the press seem to think there is a major thing, matrix is down there kicking them all to keep them back"
Cuntface-"shit, we betetr get down there then"
they rush downstairs to find the front of the crate off and the flashes of photographs, inside the crate, .Matteo Trefoloni,Nicola Rizzoli,Paolo Tagliavento,Antonio Damato,Massimiliano Saccani,Oscar Girardi,Andrea Gervasoni and Kyros Vassaras were all in there, trouserless,bound,gagged and with large rubber fists up their asses
manky Bastard-"what the fuck is this boss?"
Cuntface-" this is every ref that has given us a penalty this season....this is bad news,very bad news. he is back...."
Manky bastard-"who is back?"
Cuntface-"signore dildo is back....."

what will the press make of the refs in the trunk with fists up their asses? what does signoe dildo want?will michael cutajar finally be satisfied?or will bozi have to have him anally raped in here? all this and more still to come

 

[Cuti]

The end is interesting, Il signor Dildo is a mysterious person. Excuse my ignorance/drunkenness, but who is vassaras.

Plus the Cuti is satisfied...for now.

how long will this last? no one knows. will bozi stop doing his dog? Will bozi's sister stop chasing Cuti? all this in the next episode

See not only you can do that

 

[Dostoevsky]

Good job Bozi and good comments MC.

 

[Alen]

Excuse my ignorance/drunkenness, but who is vassaras.

Kyros Vassaras, a Greek referee. He gave a penalty to Inter in a CL match this year, against PSV.

 

[joe5]

Good job Bozi.

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

Classic Bozi..***..